Ted Cruz Ripped For Bill Limiting Pronouns And Names Despite Going By A Different Name Himself

Canadian Rafael "Fast Eddie" Cruz thinks the first ammendment gives him the right to harass his coworkers! That's because Canadian Rafael "Fast Eddie" Cruz is an asshole!

Yet another pathetic attempt by Republicans to get people to show them their junk, "So I know how to address you."

I get where Rafael would be afraid to use his real name, given how his father assassinated JFK.

So what are we supposed to call Lindsey Graham, then? Heck, Taylor Swift might even be in trouble.

And there's a MLB player named Taylor who is married to a woman also named Taylor.

For a guy known as The Zodiac Killer, he sure is uptight about other people being called what they want.

His given name is actually pronounced Fuckstick VonAssweasel

The GOP, which claims to love freedom, continues to demonstrate how much it hates freedom.

I don't think anyone would get fired for using the wrong pronoun, someone would get fired for being a bully, and sometimes bullies misuse pronouns intentionally.

Ted Cruz for Human President

It's true. His real name is Teddly "Backdoor Teddy" Crudz. Of the Crudz clan.

Names on the chopping block: Charlie Alex Jordan Taylor Morgan

Imagine if your wife was as ugly as his and your dad killed JFK.

Ah, bad old Ted Cruz Missile.

What's up with the anglosphere just letting people use their nickname on official documents?

We had so much trouble with that when validating vaccines with Anglo clients not having a valid ID with the same name as their proof of vaccination on it...