Sharks never went to church either, and they’ve survived all five of the extinction events.
Also dinosaurs were around for about 160 million years .... our species ancestors have only been around for about two million and the ones that even remotely look and act like us have only been around for about 50,000 years.
Explain this, church.
A man of the claw!
How do we know? Dinos ruled the Earth for 165 million years. Humans have only been around for 300,000 years. For all we know, Dinos might have even built spaceships and left the planet to colonize other star systems in the Delta Quadrant.
Sanctuary of the holy space salamander
Neither do ants. They are in sects
They ate, fucked, and generally dominated the planet for millions of years until they were taken out by an external factor.
How's humanity doing for comparison? We have cell phones, religion, racisim, mysogony, wars, and microwavable bacon. Oh, and we'll probably end up destroying ourselves because we choose to live where its either too hot or too cold.
Dinosaurs never gave me twenty dollars, neither, and see what happened to 'em. That's not a threat, it's just a fact.
I did hear of one that asked to borrow about tree fiddy.
Therapods live! We call them birds. Stay out of church and you might fly like an angel some day 👍
Or be as mysterious as Horseshoe crab and coelacanth👌
Is this why people insist birds aren't real?
Birds Aren’t Real? How a Conspiracy Takes Flight | Peter McIndoe | TED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VEkzweBJPM
How the fuck do they know? Maybe they did!
Maybe they did go to church, but I bet it was the wrong one.
Five services! Is that normal? I remember one, sometimes two, when I was a kid going to church.
Look... do you want the asteroid to come back?
I thought two was normal. A morning and afternoon service.
Where I live (France countryside) there's only one priest for the 4 nearest towns ; he's rotating churches like 2 on Saturday then 2 on Sunday.
Guess on weekdays he's scratching his balls or
somethingsomeone else's.
I thought Jesus rode on them?
Those damned dinos.
