Thank you Dr Kellogg
49 0 ReplyI saw a documentary about Kellogg a while back.
That man had issues.
21 0 ReplyNothing some good wholesome grains couldn't
curesuppress.13 0 ReplyWho's worse: Kellogg or the Oneidas?
4 0 Reply
Given his theories I'm convinced the man had some sort of food/gainer fetish he didn't know how to deal with
5 0 Reply
Oops. I accidently added marshmallow and chocolate and now I am even hornier.
25 0 ReplyEat more crackers... RTFM
7 0 Replyno longer unwanted, now you want s’more
5 0 Reply
I remember my friends and myself looking up "things to do instead of drugs" on some anti drug website once back in high school. Pretty much all of the suggestions had to do with playing in snow. We lived in the tropics with zero snow. So we bought an eight ball and went skiing instead.
16 0 ReplyLet's not forget corn flakes and granola.
16 0 ReplyCorn flakes and granola? Sounds awful. One or the other please.
6 0 ReplyBig note, Kellogg himself was extremely insistent that neither should be sweetened. Old school American fundamentalism, the kind of shit that got the puritans kicked out of Europe.
8 0 ReplyYou disrespectin my Honey Bunches of Oats?
2 0 Reply
13 0 ReplyHow the fuck did I never see this possibility? He'd totally be the character tempted with it too.
3 0 Reply
I heard that the modern graham cracker is so decadent that Sylvester Graham would be scandalized.
6 0 Reply
Still more useful than the Christian churches advice. Having natural sexual urges? Have you tried just not? Or a lifetime of guilt?
I’d take Graham crackers any day.
4 0 ReplySome of y'all need to eat a whole sleeve of them. Y'all nasty.
4 0 ReplyTell that one to limp bizket
4 0 ReplyOh wow, that worked. I got a bonus glazed cracker out of the whole deal too. Win-Win.
3 0 ReplyThe Catholics and politicians are gonna need a lot of graham crackers
3 0 ReplyDon’t forget the priests
4 0 Reply
Now I want s'mores
3 0 ReplyAh fuck. Now i do too.
3 0 Reply
2 0 ReplyOh wow, deep cut lol
2 0 ReplyIt was the first thing to pop into my head. Most of my cultural references are from the 90s, it seems.
1 0 Reply
Not one of their best.
1 0 Reply