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The 16 Best Cosmic Horror Movies To Fill You With Existential Dread
  • No good? I just watched the trailer I thought it looked cool.

    Glorious

    OMG Glorious looks good too!

  • This isn't grass. It's California poppies
  • Yes it is addictive. It contains morphine. Please don’t get addicted to it. I’m old and been using it very seldom for many years. I’m fortunate to have that willpower and stability in life. Side effects include nausea and sleepiness, and it is probably possible to OD. I make a cup of tea from 5 average sized pods. Not a very strong dose. Tastes horrible. If you want to learn more look for a free PDF of the book Opium for the Masses.

    Opium poppies are hard to grow as a gardener bc they are one of those plants that thrive on neglect. They seem to only grow by accident. But ya they’re easy to find seeds. Lauren’s Grape is a common variety that contains opium.

    I’m the the US, and opium poppies are legal to grow and harvest but it is illegal to slice the pods to harvest opium. As far as I know there is no law against making tea from pods and it’s just an easy way to do it. Also once you recognize the shape of opium poppy pod (different shape from oriental poppy and corn poppy) you will see them in garden all over. Sometimes I’ve just asked nicely and been given them.

  • This isn't grass. It's California poppies
  • Seeds can be bought anywhere super easy. Papaver somniferum. Online or at garden centers. I like to wait until the pods dry out and then make a tea from them

  • This isn't grass. It's California poppies
  • Don’t tell the Gunslinger!

    Am I sensing some judgement from Satans Maggoty Cum Fart? 🤣🤣

  • This isn't grass. It's California poppies
  • lol! I actually use it when I fly. I get so stiff in my back on a long flight, so I take some poppy tea and then I can just sleep and it’s wonderful.

  • This isn't grass. It's California poppies
  • Not these ones. But I do grow those too 🤫

  • This isn't grass. It's California poppies

    I planted a few here last year and I guess they like this spot

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    I'm watching the Godfather for the first time ever right now
  • You want to ask me about my affairs? You want to know if I liked this movie? Okay. One time. One time I’ll let you ask me if I liked this movie.

    Is it true?

  • I'm watching the Godfather for the first time ever right now
  • Don Corleone is having a great time playing with his grandson!

  • I'm watching the Godfather for the first time ever right now
  • This Fredo character seems very dependable.

  • I'm watching the Godfather for the first time ever right now
  • Yes!!! Do it! We’ll be paisanos!

  • I'm watching the Godfather for the first time ever right now
  • I’ll vafangool you!

    Brilliant. Savage take down. 10/10

  • I'm watching the Godfather for the first time ever right now
  • Sicily is pretty though. Wouldn’t mind having a house there. All them lonely Italian women.

  • I'm watching the Godfather for the first time ever right now
  • Attaboy Mikey! Man that scene was good. I was scared!

  • I'm watching the Godfather for the first time ever right now

    And I have no one to share it with!

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    Does all our energy on Earth come from the sun?

    Like fossil fuels come from organic matter that grew because of the sun. Is there any form of energy on that cannot be traced back to the sun in some way?

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    Made the potting shed of my dreams ❤️

    The potting bench has a hole so that soil can be brushed into the bucket below. I was able to salvage some of the older boards from the old pile of junk that stood there before, which are in the roof. Speaking of the roof, see how some of it is clear? I’m going to build a cold frame into that part of the roof for hardening off plants! I’m having a hard time deciding how to do that but though.

    The wife wants gravel on the ground but I’m not so sure. I think that the gravel will just end up filling with dirt and debris and weeds. I think I might prefer to just leave it bare earth. What do you think?

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    What's going on with my cabbage here?

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    Donald Trump is so old

    His first swindle was trading blankets to the Cherokee nation

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    Congratulations to @Captain Aggravated the winner of our summer '24 woodworking contest!

    With their 'Tale of the Cedar Planter Box.' This beautiful planter is now the new icon for our community and they are credited on our sidebar! Question for the winner: what would you choose for our next theme if we do another contest in the fall or winter?

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    These cucumbers are making so many flowers!

    The variety is Homemade Pickles by Territorial Seed Co

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    Dumb question: is a cubic yard of soil 3 times the size of a cubic foot of soil ?

    Why does it seem like a yard is so much bigger than 3 bags of soil. What’s the deal

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    Does anyone have a trick for this problem with self-driving screws?

    Situation: using a screw gun to drive in the self-driving screws (the star shaped ones) horizontally, and sometimes at a difficult angle above my head. Hard to get good leverage like that. The driver starts spinning the screw but it doesn’t catch right away and then the screw jumps out and falls on the ground.

    Has this happened to you? Is there a trick for that?

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    Donald Trump is so old

    He uses an abacus to cook his books

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    Donald trump is so old

    He goes to Epstein Island for bird watching

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    Donald Trump is so old

    He uses an AOL email address to sell top secret documents to terrorist states.

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    Donald Trump is so old

    That his tiny hands were considered normal size for people in his times

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    I call it a Looky Lou. Can you guess what children's book inspired me?

    Sorry for the glare making it hard for you to play along. I’ll have to take better pics. I came up with the idea last year, but I live on a dead end street. Then my cousin said I could put it at his house. He was helping me glue in the pieces when the concept of it finally clicked for him and he got so excited about what clues you could give to search for and things to put inside. It’s so fun. I went to the Goodwill “bins” and just filled up a box with every little object I could find. The pieces are hot glued in place just in case the box rattles. Maybe in a few months we can change the sign so you have to find new things. I can also remove entire shelves or maybe just pop off the toys. Hot glue comes off easy enough.

    I live in Portland and would love to make another and find someone around willing to host it in their yard. So if you’re interested let me know.

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    Pickling cucumbers growing so well this year

    This variety is called homemade pickles. I waiting until the first hot day of summer, which was June 8. I poured 1/2 cup of complete organic fertilizer into three spots each, then mixed it up with the soil. Then I billed those three spots up into low mounds 2 inches high and 18 inches wide. Then I watered the soil. After watering I pushed my fist deep into the middle of the hill and laid 5 seeds on top and sprinkled dry soil over. I DID NOT WATER until they sprouted, then I watered. As the days got hotter I laid down straw and watered wider and wider around avoiding the stem and the leaves. They just made the first male flower today. I’ll side dress fertilizer tomorrow. Hoping to can a years worth of pickles

    The plants in front of them are called huazontle, a Mexican vegetable related to lambs ears.

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    Fake owl not working

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    I'm American and I think New Zealand has so many funny people and Australia has so few.

    Get it together, Aussies. EDIT: Australias population is 5x higher too? Explain yourselves!

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    How to germinate and grow opium poppies

    I am making this post because after years of frustration, I have finally learned how to do it consistently. Most sources say that Papaver Somniferum needs to be cold stratified and have light to germinate and this is basically false. Forget about the cold part, that's completely unnecessary. Get a wet paper towel and squeeze out all the water. Lay it out and put the seeds on top. You can lightly mist the seeds but I don't think you have to. Put the paper towel with seeds on top into a ziploc and seal it. Put the bag on the counter in a bright room in your house. Not in direct sunlight, and keep it at room temp. The seeds will begin to open in 2-3 days.

    Then drop those seeds onto the soil in a large pot. Lightly sprinkle some soil over them. Put the pot outside and keep it moist by misting it gently. If it's too hot outside to keep the soil moist, you can put the pot in a shady spot. They will sprout in another 2 days. Then move into the sun.

    Poppies thrive on neglect. Don't overwater them, don't fertilize, and make sure that the soil drains very well. You don't want fertile soil for this. They would grow like dandelions out of a crack in the sidewalk and be happy. Just when they first begin to make buds, give them Calmag or something similar. I use lime and bonemeal.

    The poppies are the most potent 10-14 days after the petals drop off. Look for a brown line to appear just under the round part of the pod. Look at the photo I posted. Do you see that brown line under the pod? That's NOT the one you're looking for. This brown line will appear ABOVE that line, right where the round pod tapers to it's 'neck'.

    For years I tried leaving them out all winter, or putting them in the fridge, and nothing worked nearly as well as this method. Now that you're growing them on your schedule you can grow them in 3 seasons. The seeds are easy to purchase online. Look for one called Lauren's Grape. It's beautiful. In the US it's legal to grow them, but illegal to harvest opium from them- so don't do that.

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    Question about hybrid vegetables

    If hybrids produce seeds that aren’t ‘true-to-type’, then how do they keep making the same ones every year?

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