I think that ship might have sailed.

Joe Biden has forgotten more than Trump has ever known

Yeah but so has a duck
- It's a low bar for sure. Very low. A duck would trip over the bar.
I like that joke, making fun of both of them at the same time
the double kill holy shit

I mean, we are currently fighting nazis

vErY fInE pEoPlE oN bOtH sIdEs.
Biden sure didn't cause that, though.
- I know, I just like making jokes
- Knowing they're already around and working to consolidate power, I could think of worse things to spend the defence budget fighting.
- Biden's been a hardliner on foreign policy, so while he may not have caused anything he sure hasn't been helping matters.
Very true.

This is a direct quote from the Orangeutang.

“I think had they not done it to me, and I’m very popular, they like me and I like them, the Republican Party, perhaps you wouldn’t have it being done to them, and this is going to happen with indictments, too. And I think you’re going to see that as time goes by, you’re going to see Republicans when they’re in power, doing it, and it’s a shame when that happens. I’m not in favor of that, but that’s what’s going to happen because that’s human nature.”

From this article.

Arguing that the other guy is in mental decline is such a weird strategy when your guy can't put together a coherent sentence.

Did r/ihadastroke migrate here from reddit yet? Because that quote belongs there.
"I'm very popular"

Current state of Republican politics.
- The "I'm the most humble person ever" quote is also great
You should post that on Troth Senchal
Well this comment aged like milk

My grandmother was telling me about this, I was hoping she had mixed up satire with reality.... She did not

Apparently Trump also thinks he'd be running against Obama in 2024?

A lot of people think that Obama is actually running things because they're braindead monkeys
- Remember the guy who was interviewed and asked why Obama wasn't in the White House during 9/11 and wanted an investigation on that

The "intelligencer" jeez that one cringe newspaper name

Rightoids are all that kid in school that thought they were the smartest kid in class, but got all Cs and justified it by saying if they "actually tried" they would get all As easily.
- Oh no. I was often that kid, but because of neglect and abuse and ADHD. Solid C+ to A- student depending on the class, smashing it on tests and demonstrations of knowledge while doing like one out of every three projects and take home assignments. But I'm an autonomy maximalist hanging out with left wing extremists o_o
I think it's fun: using the old timey word for "spy" or "intelligence operative" evokes the old timey task of gathering documents and information and analyzing them to understand things related to politics or world affairs (especially since it's a column/blog for a broader general interest magazine, that covers much more than just politics and news).

WTF World War II ?

First aliens, now time traveling?

The US never signed the treaty ending WW 1 so it doesn't count?
It's par for the course for him.

Remember, this is the guy who claimed that Washington crossed the Delaware to take British airbases by surprise. He also stated that troops fought hard in the jungles of Desert Storm.
- Well you have to admit there was very little air action in the war of independence.
- Par for the course for this guy is 180 lost golfballs while insisting he's the best.
- Or Fergoson MI (a town that is 95% black) wouldn't have had riots if they would just deport all the illegals.
He couldve meant a world at war in comparison to wwII as we dont know what wwIII would be like

cowards like him can only talk about fear

Well, at least it is clear now who of them both is really 'impaired'.

Holy shit i was sure this was an onion piece.

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Article from Intelligencer magazine's Tremendous Content section with the title "Trump Warns 'Cognitively Impaired' Biden May Cause 'World War II'

By Margaret Hartmann, senior editor for Intelligencer who has worked at New York since 2012"

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I believe the elderly man is biden.
- Those are not mutually exclusive.

I think there's a typo in that headline, the "cognitively impaired" part should go at the beginning.

thats has to be a typo, right?......right?

https://x.com/JoeNBC/status/1703085317308199110?s=20

The clip is just so much better
- Jesus Christ
- it is lmao! but what did he say about Obama? I couldn't hear his name in the clip
not a typo, trump is an idiot
- im not american so the orange man really is uuuh, something

A lesson on cognitive impairment from Donald Trump. That's deep.

The wonderful thing about all this is, whether we elect Trump or Biden, we're still stuck with a brain-dead asshole who can't string together a coherent sentence.

boTh SIdeS aRE ThE sAMe !!
- They are in this way, absolutely.
  
  Old, brain-dead assholes who can't string together a coherent sentence.
I would rather pick the old guy whose base instinct is kindness. People who leave comments like you have always seem to pass over that little detail.
- Who’s base instinct is kindness? Because you can’t be talking about Biden or Trump there, maybe you were on about Bernie?
- I would rather pick the old guy whose base instinct is kindness.
  
  That's because it's false.
  
  Though I'd be impressed if Biden had the integrity to hold his own son to the same standards as the other Americans whose lives were wrecked thanks to the 94 crime bill.