The only thing this story misses is an eagle somewhere

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The story implies she shot herself. Fat kills.
- Gun's dont kill people. Sentient fat rolls kill people. Stay away from food kids
  
  Stay away from wheat and wheat byproducts
- Indeed. What is up with that?
  
  The person you are most likely to kill with your guns is yourself.
Title reminds me of this one - https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/the-most-american-movie
no open carry? what is this? the soviet union?
- You joke, but these are the same people who think being banned from a server is "censorship". The joke will become reality, again.
- You joke but the people most likely to carry are more likely to support Putin over Biden.
  
  Modern Russia isn't the Soviet Union though, very far from it. It's a fascist theocracy.
Did she even know it was there?
If it's missing an eagle somwhere, I don't want to know where, just leave it OP thanks
- Needs a 'she's suing them for negligence.'
- That victim's name? Landeagle Walmart.
- But I already got the cage... Come on...
Here I am

Rock you like a Murican
- 10/10
Is there a new season or I forgot this episode?
- I think it’s the one where they’re on the toy train that north got for Christmas or something like that
- You forgot this episode, or at least this part. It's a season 4 episode, Never Rocking Morty.
No, that's too American.
Whoa so the victim had a gun too!?
And some explosions of course and the USA's national anthem earrape
https://imgflip.com/i/7xhayr
CACAW! ♬ Oooonward toooo, the danger zoooone ♬

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