The story implies she shot herself. Fat kills.
81 4 ReplyGun's dont kill people. Sentient fat rolls kill people. Stay away from food kids
13 0 ReplyStay away from wheat and wheat byproducts
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Indeed. What is up with that?
11 0 ReplyThe person you are most likely to kill with your guns is yourself.
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Title reminds me of this one - https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/the-most-american-movie
32 0 Replyno open carry? what is this? the soviet union?
30 0 ReplyYou joke, but these are the same people who think being banned from a server is "censorship". The joke will become reality, again.
9 1 ReplyYou joke but the people most likely to carry are more likely to support Putin over Biden.
2 3 ReplyModern Russia isn't the Soviet Union though, very far from it. It's a fascist theocracy.
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Did she even know it was there?
17 1 ReplyIf it's missing an eagle somwhere, I don't want to know where, just leave it OP thanks
14 0 ReplyNeeds a 'she's suing them for negligence.'
12 0 ReplyThat victim's name? Landeagle Walmart.
8 0 ReplyBut I already got the cage... Come on...
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Here I am
Rock you like a Murican
13 0 Reply10/10
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Is there a new season or I forgot this episode?
10 0 ReplyI think it’s the one where they’re on the toy train that north got for Christmas or something like that
9 0 ReplyYou forgot this episode, or at least this part. It's a season 4 episode, Never Rocking Morty.
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No, that's too American.
8 0 ReplyWhoa so the victim had a gun too!?
8 0 ReplyAnd some explosions of course and the USA's national anthem earrape
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