Your username is how you die, how bad is it?

:)

Oh god

Oh shit.

I die with a smile on my face

Considering the anime she's from, probably violently with one half of a large scissor.

I get shot by richard stallman

uh oh

Spagettigification🫠

There's worse ways to go I guess

Died fighting for freedom of technology and the destruction of corporations

Not at all! People are gonna be pissed at the devs and they'll patch my death scene right out of the game, or at least make it optional. I'm immortal, baby!

I get assasinated by oracle for not owning a Solaris license and my death is ruled out as a suicide. Alternatively i get thrown into the sun somehow

Heart attack from yelling at my computer screen, I guess

If I must die to a fork, it'd be funny if it was this one.

killed in a crusade (shoe-ade?) started by a cult of spiders that have a shoe as their holy symbol, in order to liberate the promised shoe (due to the sheer scale, the item doubles as both symbol and holy land)

could be worse, I guess

Hit by a car. Which, statistically, is probably a solid guess

I honestly have no idea, which opens up a whole world of possibilities!

Into the void I go

It's shocking.

Shit, I'm choking and I can't see... what direction am I going?

Not too bad, im alive in practice

Corrupted DNA, so most likely either cancer or radiation. The latter being not the greatest way to go...

I think it would actually be pretty long and painful :(

at least there's dirt

I'm still confused if it's going to be bad or trippy.

Some wanker on a bike

I guess that might mean lightsabers are real. You’re welcome, everyone.

Oh god oh fuck

I die of sleep deprivation while smoking a lot of weed. In other words, a normal day for me.

A. I'm okay with it B. I'm not okay with it. C. I haven't a clue what it means. D. Maybe it means suicide, if so, I guess that is the choice I made?

A bit excessive, don't you think?

My existence triggers undefined behavior in the laws of physics, causing the universe to glitch for a moment and then collapse entirely. Everyone alive at the time is trapped for eternity, unable to move or do anything, and sees nothing but some cryptic words suspended in an endless black void:

Segmentation fault (core dumped)

My name is just my name… idk what that means 😥

Brayed to death by an Argentinian descendant of the African Wild Ass.

no bueno.

I like the view; Though the pressure will end me

Hard to say. I guess I don't die?

Yes

pretty bad

My username is the German version of a jackalope, so I guess I'm going out monty python style.

Death by a specially illiterate Lucifer, I guess?

Context for my username: it's the result of my 15yo edgy self trying to say "lightbringer" in Latin, without knowing how Latin compounds work. ("Lucifer" is fully regular, by the way.) Eventually however I stuck with the username across multiple sites, and it's still going strong two decades later.

In a bombastic manner

I do love clean socks....

I...I don't even know how this would work.

hey, it's going to be quick :)

I'm allergic... it's going to be unpleasant.

Confusing

I'm imagining the chest-burster scene from alien, but a it's a Weasel dressed as a caricature of an early 20th century monopolist.

It's either going to hurt really bad or it's going to happen so quickly I won't know what happened.

Oh shit, over 1000 years of pure suffering.

I think I'm okay with it

Either in a Latin American jail or immolated by a French lamp. Burning to death would not be pleasant.

im not sure do i get eaten by fish or do i drown in a pile of fish?

It'll be wilted and slimey. Ewww (honestly I just stuck with my old reddit name, which was randomly generated, because I suck at naming).

Death goes viral, probably

It's not bad, it's friggin awesome!

Classy

Um, I get isekai'd into a dragon god with mirror-twin kitsune goddess as his wives? So pretty damn good, though my actual wife might object a touch.

My username is an old D&D PC of mine who has evolved greatly over the decades and is currently the pantheon head in a campaign/book setting. Not sure how else to match what the name means to the idea of the thread title.

I'm gonna guess it doesn't move the plot forward

I died as I lived

Looks like I am drowning...

Either i got lost on the moon and I'd be very bad at my job, or there's local fauna that hunted us down.

Dying being an alchemist is like dying because you forgot to look both ways before crossing the street, in other words, I was a bad alchemist...

I died the way I lived, incompetently.

Someone's gonna ram me to death? OwO

pretty warm and crispy

Killed by an Ophanim or a weirdly designed car

If a dog who is an enlisted member of the Red Army of the USSR takes me out 1) what was I doing, 2) I probably deserved it at that point and 3) this means the USSR has been reformed

Barring a few obvious questions I think this outcome is a net positive fpr the world

Not too fun, I’d imagine.

Well at least there's somebody there when I die.

Probably the sound I'll make when I die?

I'm guessing pretty bad...

Always knew I was destined for hell.

Heart attack. It's probably heart attack.

Very bad

A lot of sass in the best case.

...

Lots of jittering and buffering before finally timing out.

Interesting.

Be yourself I guess

Cute but full of shit

Either I get crushed by a big moon with an angry face or smothered by labia

Dying at the hand of Meryan person ("merjalane" = "Meryan person" in Estonian) sounds intriguing, considering that Merya people have been extinct for centuries

Mine is randomly generated but I guess it would work. :)

Following this man to the gates of hell.

I guess I die in a violent possum attack. Or do i?

Quickly, I hope.

This is the best way I could've every gone.

It's terrible

I died who I am

sticky and horrid

there's more than one gun so it will probably be quick at least

I guess I'll become morbidly obese and die of a heart attack

Delicious

I might be flushed down a toilet.. LuLu?

I'd think like Midas Touch but in silver

not so sure...

A nickname for a character from a book I want to write... the MC doesn't and lives on in the aftermath of a fallen empire. What's left is just a petty squabbling of those who survived, who came from the foreign lands and the dammed whose machinations are yet to be fulfilled.

(Think of an Andromeda show but leaning more into fantasy than sci fi)

Got a few options. Maybe I fall off a cliff while walking backwards. Visit the UK and get struck by a car. Or the Canaanite god of death. Hopefully, it's quick.

Third son of a viking probably going to take me down.

I live a long time and small parts of me go on forever.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conway's_Game_of_Life (look for R-Pentamino)

Adorrible

Not entirely sure how it would work honestly

BurnedDonutHole related something will kill me it seems.

Pretty peacefully, I'd say.

I mean… 😬

Yeah, nightmare fuel I guess

my username means nothing at all, it this bad?

Guess I'll need to beware

i should avoid sea food

I'm honestly fine with mine. There are worse ways to go.

In a deep cavern, tricking zombies into following me into a trap, I find out ghasts run faster than the usual shamblers and get eaten.

Hopefully it'll bash my head in before munching on my limbs.

Accurate, I suspect.

A juniper tree yelling at me seems like a uniquely bizarre way to go. Honestly, I'm on board.

I'm going to be flattened. Honestly there are worse ways to go.

I‘m just the average normal guy

I don't know, but I'm a captain so I might be able to find my way out