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I especially like “make breakfast for our children who will still talk to us when they are adults”.
I have no partner or children or job so I don't get out of bed
OP didn't red mark out OOP's name Aaron White, oooooooo, we all know now, ooooooooo, how can we monetize this, the sheer power of it all, coursing through us, Aaron White, we've done it
Oops
With an name like that, there must be hundreds!
Sends mean DMs to every Aaron White in existence
Some of them will deserve it.
Not sure how you conservatives even manage to remember both steps of the human respiratory process. Do you have a tattoo on your arm that reads “step 1: breathe in. step f breathe out.”? Ever find yourself faint and dizzy because you forgot what step you’re on?
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