Amazon boss Jeff Bezos could face prison over knife sales to children
Amazon boss Jeff Bezos could face prison over knife sales to children
Harsher sentences will also apply to bosses of online stores who let under-18s buy deadly weapons in Home Office crackdown
Harsher sentences will also apply to bosses of online stores who let under-18s buy deadly weapons in Home Office crackdown
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Could, but won't. At most he'd pay a fine that would be nothing but pocket change to him.
As an American: lol. Lmao even. The European mind cannot comprehend the unvarnished corruption of the American legal system
Americans give guns to their kids and let them play with pit bulls. This wouldn't mean a thing to them.
Do you think the author typed that headline with a straight face?
This headline is so far from reality it should be institutionalized as a danger to itself and society.
Odds are actually less than a meteorite randomly killing him , and those odds are literally astronomical.
0.00000000000% Chance.
He'd buy the Judge, the Jury, the Courthouse, The News.
More likely, it'll become retroactively legal to sell katanas to newborns.
He doesn't have to. He already paid off Trump, who will pardon him.
lol like hell he will. The oligarchs are clearly in control of the US
Billionaires don't go to prison, silly. Billionaires are above the law.
But not above a guillotine
But billionaires are below the blade of the guillotine
I would be fucking ASTOUNDED if this happened.
that's a pardoning
That’s an appointment to a cabinet position.
Chief Secretary of Knife Sales to Minors
I don't think we should be posting such pornographic fictions in this community.
Also, I will surely wake up in the morning with 60 billion dollars in my bank account
I'll bark like a dog for 7days if he spent even a single day in jail
Let's hope so
😂 the telegraph with the hottest out of touch take of the year.
Harsher sentences will also apply to bosses of online stores who let under-18s buy
deadly weaponssilverware in Home Office crackdownFTFY.
UK politics is its own brand of out there
Ok, yeah, I’m sure this is what will finally send him to prisons. 😂
I'm pretty sure he paid millions to Trump to prevent prison
Yeah fucking right, the laws are just for us plebs.
Sure he could, sure...
Shyeeah,. When monkeys fly out of my butt.
Can we get a real publication instead of this fantastical comic book?