Garfield, did you move a small region of the universe to a true vacuum state?
59 0 ReplyWhat if the true vacuum state is just different enough for new physics, such that everyone gets psychic powers and nothing else changes.
Haters would say the real true vacuum state will take away my powers and I would psychically attack them for that view
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The neat thing is the collapse travels at the speed of light, so nobody will ever know what hit them.
49 0 ReplyMaybe it's already on the way
22 0 ReplyWe can only hope
13 2 ReplyIt definitely is if anyone placed it on a high surface near a cat.
9 0 ReplyMaybe it's arriving all the time but we don't notice because of quantum immortality.
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Since the collapse would happen only at the speed of light, and the universe is so vast, it could have been happening for millions of years by now and the human race could still die by natural extinction before it gets anywhere near us. If the collapse originates from beyond the observable universe, it’d never reach us.
48 0 Reply32 1 ReplyThis is from Waterworld, right? Troublingly relatable.
12 0 ReplyYes, it’s from Waterworld.
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Favorite moment in the film.
11 0 ReplyThey put so much heart into a character with barely any screen time.
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There is an entire sub-genre in Comics of cartoons riffing on Garfield like this one. Nearly every cartoonist has done it and, oh my lord, it fills me with joy & reminds me why I actually love people.
24 0 ReplyIf I remember correctly Jim Davis has even said he likes and approves of such things. Wasn't there a Garfield minus Garfield book published at some point with his blessing?
12 0 ReplyImSorryJon was popular too
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I'm sorry but I insist you call it by its full Christian name Englert–Brout–Higgs–Guralnik–Hagen–Kibble field
23 0 ReplyAh, yes, the Engelbert Humperdinck field
15 0 ReplyInstructions unclear. Fed kibble to dog and now dog in multiple planes of existence.
12 0 ReplyThat's how it works in the Planescape universe. Lol
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Akira kinda moment
18 0 ReplyThat big goopy mess at the end was mostly just lasagna
12 0 ReplyYou just made me snort diet Sprite.
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Scranton reality anchors be like
16 0 ReplyGarfield don't disrupt the Gellar Field!
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14 0 ReplyGarfield would be Slaaneshi - excessive amounts of lasagna
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Obligatory "I'm sorry Jon"
7 0 ReplyPhilosophy of the Street-poop lifestyle
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Isn't this what Schid's ladder is about? Great book btw
7 0 Replyadds it to the pile
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