It's just going to be a bathroom in March of Legos. Or somewhere near where he buried evidence an ex-wife.

He's not clever enough for the air hole...

I came here to laugh, not get personally attacked.

Last week I was totally ready to do [thing] and last week me was definitely not thinking about how the future works.

The worst fucking game I've ever played.

30-something years invested and I have fuckall to show for it.

As an American who remembers 2016-2020.....

NO FUCKING SHIT, SHERLOCK

Half-hanging, upside down with boot prints on the floor-touching bits?

Looks like jeanposting is back on the menu, boys!

Change suggestion: drop the American flag on the floor with shoe prints all over it, leading to his feet.

And if anyone shows up to take her back, lock them up too.

If you need help defending against any terrorist activities by an opposing nation, let me know, I will happily defend the free world from fascism.

It literally has nothing to do with us.

I don't think there's a single person here who would disagree with you.

I hope that the riots in the streets start up sooner rather than later.

Same. But uncoordinated opposition just leaves a lot of dead "lone wolf crazy gunmen"

Good reminder to keep organizing.

At least he didn't wear a tan suit that would have been even worse!

Modern gun control laws started in response to black people arming themselves.

From the stamp act to reagan, to bill Clinton. Reagan specifically is why California is ahead of the rest of the US on laws banning firearms, because Reagan kicked it off while Governor.

Last I heard, it had increased from ~1% to like 2.4/2.5%?

Never discount a 3% chance, lots of things happen every day with those odds.

You sure you’re not confusing China with the United States?

Boom, there it is!

I Guess we're just ignoring all the shit they're pulling by dumping sand and dirt into the ocean and calling it a Chinese island, and all the shit they're doing near Taiwan.

Can't wait for someone to pull out a 400 year old map to justify modern day imperialism again!

Well he is part Chihuahua...

Reality is hostile to conservative opinions.

I love when conservatives pull the "you're not being very tolerant" to me. BITCH I NEVER SAID I TOLERATED STUPID also tolerance of nazis is how you get more nazis.

I wish I had every media outlet constantly calling my crimes literally anything but CRIMES

My smallest dog is probably the smartest, and he not only understands "covering means warmth" but he also has a favorite throw blanket. Even when they've been freshly washed he prefers the flour tortilla patterned blanket, as it's the warmest.

And when it gets warmer overnight, he will switch to a cooler blanket.

Haven't managed to train him to put his unused blankets away, he just leaves them wherever he dragged it to last.

when Trump “leaves office”.

An optimist, I see! Unless that was the purpose of the quotes... In which case self whoosh...

I will happily wax everything below my ears, dress up in a skirt, and put on some makeup in order to have breakfast with Leonard Nimoy.

Knowing big bang theory, half the episode would be shitty "trans people exist isn't that funny" "jokes" and with the laugh track, there's 3/4 of your time slot.

And then it would be Zachary Quinto.