Memes @lemmy.ml Alsephina @lemmy.ml 2w ago

Reality — Stolen from Rednote

The original:

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The piss one would probably sell alot actually...
- As shown by the fact that people buy beer made in the US
  
  Spoken like someone that's never had U.S. beer that isn't one of the mass produced ones like Miller, Bud, etc.
  
  Oh American beer is piss, haven't heard that tired joke before. You should try different beer that isn't Coors or miller sometime
  
  If you're drinking beer from hops that aren't from the US (or New Zealand but that's a way smaller market) then there's a very good chance your beer is average at best (unless it's a stout, wheat beer, bitter, sour etc. rather than a lager or pale ale, but those two are most likely)
- Do they do factory tours?
- As long as you called it Trump Piss.
- where's the lemonade stand that has a side hustle of nuclear/chemical waste disposal?
- This is completely absurd, why would they want to make the straws last longer?
  
  Use paper straws for greenwashing, people complain that they're shit, they add in the chemicals
  
  Because then you'd really have to suck to enjoy capitalist cost cutting lemonade.
It's not dilluted so much as, this cheap cancer inducing chemical can flavor it strongly for not much money... But we know it's associated with cancer... Good thing we own the FDA too.

.... and then they make a lot of money.
- There should be a third panel with text from this HB comment:
  
  Even more reality:
  
  Capitalist 1: I launched a fascist coup in el salvador to gain easier access for tropical fruits
  
  Capitalist 2: I cut away all my lemonade production to invest in AI
that "original" is translated from somewhere as well. did this meme go full circle?!
- I believe the English one is the original. The "original" one (the one in Chinese) was probably translated from English.
The piss and pink hair make reference to Belle Delphine's bath water sale, right?
- It had just been long enough that I forgot about that shit. Now you had to go and remind me.
  
  I return the favor.
  
  THE GAME
Reminds me of that "how much sawdust can you put in rice krispies before someone notices" thing.
I couldn't help myself...

Edit - probably should have left "Reality:" in. See revised meme below.
- To all the people downvoting: plastering the political compass in contexts where it makes no fucking sense is a kind of ironic humor meant to highlight the reductive nature of judging political ideology by two axes. It's a shitpost, and a top-tier one at that.
  
  - Immanuel Kant, Critic of the political compass shitposts
- I think it's more like
  
  Red: State owned brewery is best
  
  Blue: I diluted mine for more profit
  
  Green: mine is just piss (horny)
  
  Yellow: mine is just piss (no sanitation laws)
Authentic horseco piss or the imitation shit
Honestly, there's some HFCS bullshit, but mostly storebought lemonade seems to be just lemon juice and cane sugar.
- Because of food safety regulations
  
  Food safety regulations don't ban dilution.

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Reality — Stolen from Rednote

THE GAME