WTF do you mean "poop sandwich"????
WTF do you mean "poop sandwich"????
https://x.com/Jaybefaunt/status/1878482335236001939
And in case you want to read the article without giving the NY Post any ad money: https://archive.is/h8SHL
Here's some mind-bending stuff from the article:
Luckhurst, 42, now serves as a cop in Benavides, about 150 miles from San Antonio, according to Benavides Police Chief Andre Hines, who said the 2023 hiring “reflects the department’s commitment to honesty and accountability.”
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Bizarrely, that same year, [note: not 2023] Luckhurst was accused of defecating in one of the San Antonio police department’s female restrooms before wiping a brown, feces-like substance on one of the toilet seats, reported the San Antonio Express-News. He reportedly never denied being behind the bathroom incident.
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Hines said Luckhurst’s record in Benavides “has been exemplary, with no complaints or issues reported, and said “a thorough background check” helped ensure “all aspects of his history were carefully considered.”
Apparently "honesty and accountability" is when you harass women and the homeless with your weird poop fetish.
Why the fuck don’t cops have a license registry similar to RNs. You can’t kill someone in one hospital and get a job easily in the next for example.
I think that's exactly why they don't have it
Here's the reason, it's actually hard to hire "qualified", decent cops.
My daughter got to be friends with another girl, we ended up getting to know the parents just a bit. Both law enforcement lifers, only got to know the mother. Works at a prison, now.
She described, in our area, a total inability to hire people she'd want to work with. She talked about rejecting several individuals once, and then eventually admitting them when they tried again, because there were no other real candidates, for long periods (year or two+). She talked about how leaving the position unfilled is its own disaster, and she really struggled with filling positions with people she knew were badly suited to it. She's a rare one who gives a shit, really does, but the only people applying are psychos and losers. Bad mix.
Look - ACAB - I won't flinch from saying that until they change their approach and stop protecting the worst among them. No sympathy either, really, ACAB because every department has their monsters, swept under the rug. Fuck em, they've never helped me once.
On the other hand, decent people trying to turn that ship basically can't, and we have no solution for them. I don't know what to do about that.
Make crime less opportunistic and generally unnecessary by improving everybody's quality of life through provisions like education, healthcare, minimum basic income, a sense of community, etc.
It statistically lowers crime. Which would lower the need for as many law enforcement agents. Which could lead to better hires. Etc. etc. etc.
I always have thought if we reduced the amount of cops we have, strip them or the ability to issue tickets and only keep the police who work crime cases. Instead create a new service that strickly relies on traffict infractions and what not.
Dont issue any weapon, and i dont think they should pull warrents either, simple assholes who write you a ticket no matter what. It would attract a different type of person to apply and it would reduce our reliance on having so many cops.
Of course im not saying dont have cops, but they can wait at the office instead of patrolling the streets looking for crime.
If someone served in the military, they already proved some abilities which overlap with police.
A psychological screening and a shortened training could work. I mean most soldiers I talked to seemed way WAY more stable than police.
"Poopy mc poop smear" would probably have a hard time in today's military (they had scandals too but learned from them afaik... or at least try. The police is like the opposite way around)
End qualified immunity and abolish police unions. They're the bastions of the bad apples that bottleneck better candidates.
What makes you think that bullies would accept any kind of accountability?
Ive said for a long time that a FEDERALLY ISSUED "licence to perform Law Enforcement" would go a long way to improving the situation in the US.
You fuck up bad enough or deliberately abuse your power or take actions in bad faith... you're done.
You need to register to be a realtor too.
Does a dodgy reputation follow you from say state to state?
Because you don't need training and education to be a cop. No one really wants to be one anymore because they ruined their reputations so they have to scrape the bottom of the barrel to get anyone.
I mean we can fix both of those with licensure and accreditation. My idea isn’t that bad.
You can’t kill someone in one hospital and get a job easily in the next for example.
well that’s not true.
e.g. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christopher_Duntsch"Hi everybody!"
Luckhurst maintained his innocence from the outset, maintaining he gave the hobo the sandwich to discard, not consume.
Ah yes, the room temperature IQ (Celsius) defense.
So he shit in some bread, then drove or carried it around to give to a homeless guy to throw away? Dudes mentally unstable
At best. At worst? I'm not qualified to make an assertion.
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That's fucked up yo, dude should be on the sex offender registry, or something like that..
Biohazard terrorist
Poop offender registry, no?
What a literal piece of shit.
Is it illegal to have a shit-filled sandwich delivered to one particular bastard, accidentally of course . . .
You delivered it to him in order for him to dispose of it. Obviously.
Glitter and live bait however
And admissions to this partner and parents that “I am a good Christian woman and I am not a home wrecker. However…”
He looks like he's making the next one in the pic there.
Stay classy, Texas.
And I thought "bajsmacka" was just a saying. Ugh.
What an incredibly punchable face!
Kinda like Gary Sinise around the time he was in Apollo 13.
You ever seen the opening scenes with the kid of the 2000s video clip for the band The Offsprings song Original Prankster? That.