I started learning German half a year ago and one of the main reasons I picked German was because so many memes like this show up on my timeline and I wanted to understand them.
This one made me realize that understanding what is written might not be enough.
The missing context here is that OP works for the popular German railway company DB and therefore is personally responsible for all and every single one of their many delays, train cancellations, and other mishaps.
the popular German railway company DB
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[Edit] I feel like people are not getting the joke. DB is the single most hated public infrastructure provider in Germany. So obviously, âthe popular German railway company DBâ must be a different entity. Hence âThereâs another oneâžâ
OP is a prolific poster who has shared they work at a signalling center for the german railway. Hence the "sorry for the (train) delays today"
Farmers against potatoes is a mobile game
Oh and tscholigum is supposed to mean Entschuldigung, it's deliberatly misspelled, like "sorrz" for example
Da stellen sie dir ein Pult mit so vielen wunderbaren taktilen Knöpfen hin - und du bevorzugst das Wisch-Brett. /s
Ich muss morgen Bahn fahren, also mach bloĂ kein ScheiĂ!
Morgen habe ich Ruhe, kein StreĂ.
Eyh, Mann, du kannst mich doch hier jetzt nicht hÀngen lassen!
Update: nur zehn Minuten VerspÀtung! St. Ranslitian sei gepriesen!
Man muss halt PrioritÀten setzen.
Was haben die Bauern fĂŒr ein Problem mit den armen Kartoffeln???
Ich entschuldige hier garnix. Ich will spĂ€ter mal mein Raspberry anschlieĂen und endlich mal damit nochmal rumpsielen.
