Have you seen the Brexit graphs??

Ist der geographische Begriff nicht Oberdeutsch?

Space heater 1500W, PC 500W, 3 laptops 360W, 2 monitors 100W = 2460W

With our superior european 230V outlets you can in fact easily plug all that into one power bar :D

Weil sie's nicht sprechen?

Paper

There is one detail wrong in the first post; that is not the lids speed but rather it's minimum speed.

Doch doch die EU will deine Whatsapp-Nachrichten lesen!

🤣🤠 Bernd, Jochen und drei weiteren gefällt das.

Has glass not been recycled before at all in that area?

They got dem ballet feet

Cause: Suddenly.

Meanwhile outside of Berlin

In 1981, Rene Seiptius and two friends attempted to flee from East Germany to West Germany. While they managed to avoid land mines, they did trip a spring-gun, killing one of Rene's friends.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Escape_attempts_and_victims_of_the_inner_German_border

Some jews voted for Hitler...
Talk about leopards eating your face

Same with phone plans. You either get 50Mb/s for cheap or a fancy "5G 400Mb/s!!!" for three to five times the price that ends up being 100Mb/s in reality anyways

second serious option for most people

Geh doch mal an die frische Luft

🤣

"I'm depressed and suppressing my bad feelings" starterpack

You can turn off the "web-view", everything should open in the browser app instead

How do you do fellow human? 👁️👁️