Metal vocalists hate him!
54 0 ReplyMetal vocalists
hatelove him!20 0 Reply
You got scammed, bro. 4-stroke lungs are a much better deal. (uni-directional breathing, air sacs before/after lungs. birds, crocodiles, dinosaurs)
35 0 ReplyYeah but then you have to change your lung oil more frequently. Shit adds up in this economy
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You told everyone!
28 0 ReplyI'm mostly surprised that one or both lungs aren't Saddam Hussein.
22 0 ReplyIt's been seven hours since this comment, and they still aren't Saddam Hussein. Lemmy, are you OK?
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Dr. Crowbar lol
22 0 ReplyHe's offering CORVID shots, too.
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Hell yeah i can smoke more
20 1 ReplyRemember when Michael Phelps did an interview and had a 4ft bong behind him? I can’t imagine what happens when a professional swimmer takes a hit.
3 0 ReplyI dont remember also who is that and what is ft
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I got extended lungs and it was the best thing I've ever done and I'm not just saying that to get a commission.
9 0 ReplyI have extended lungs, but I opted for the 'play a brass instrument for a decade' method.
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"is that an extended lung in your pants or are you just happy to see me?"
7 0 ReplyI'm calling you about your lung extended warranty...
5 0 ReplyI take lungs now, gills come next week.
4 0 ReplyObvious Plant?
3 0 ReplyPlants are the extended lungs of the planet.
1 0 ReplyGood point. Although I was referring to obvious Plant as in https://obviousplant.com not sure if they did that image or not.
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I am a walnut tree in Gülhane park.
You are not aware of this, and neither are the police.1 0 ReplyAh, I've got one of these due this month, but the Canada Post strike is going on. I still don't know who signed me up, but I've been getting this joke mail for months now.
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