Am I a joke to you?
31 0 ReplyHonestly I'd like to see some evolutionary biologists who are way too invested actually have that argument. Because yeah, yours has remained the same for pretty much the longest of all species...but OP's keeps repeatedly evolving
12 0 ReplyI nominate sharks, which evolved over 400 million years ago, before trees existed.
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Clearly a crab who has manned its battle station
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It's false though. The mantis shrimp would easily destroy a crab with 1 punch
The mantis shrimp is peak performance.
Found this too- https://youtu.be/VhyFTpZXBO4&t=36s
24 0 ReplyCan you think of the evolutionary pressures it went through to develop it's eyes, colors, and .22 round punch?
I shudder to think what it's ancestors faced.
Like the BOBBIT WORM
14 0 ReplyBut is the mantis shrimp just a one trick pony? What’s the breakdown on general feasibility versus specialization? Or is the mantis shrimp truly the secret weapon that crabs wish they were?
10 0 Replycrabs may be better in nearly every aspect,, but have you considered that crabs don't see 16 primary colors
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Something something banana organ.
Idk. I'm not an alien.
6 0 ReplyDon't tell me you are watching DanDaDan too LOL.
1 1 ReplyNot sure what that is
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semi related
21 0 Reply12 0 ReplyThat's why I use Rust.
8 0 ReplyBroke: carcinisation is evidence that crab bodies are peak performance
Woke: carcinisation is evidence that crab bodies are a noob trap, because no crabs are top tier predators despite being so widespread
9 1 ReplyAnd it's the ideal female body too.
7 0 ReplyCrab people, crab people
Walk like crab
Talk like people7 0 ReplyI mean your hands have teeth who could beat that
6 0 ReplyAccording to Jordan Peterson anyway.
5 0 ReplyCool meme but the nerd in me needs to point out that carcinisation is seen in non-crab crustaceans, not all animals in general
4 0 ReplyNot yet.
We might see marine animals trend towards dolphins, but given enough time, does a dolphin become a crab, or does a crab become a dolphin?
6 0 ReplyCute comment, but the nerd in me needs you to provide a sauce for making a statement like that. You can’t extrapolate evolution like that, brah
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That one's cooked though?
3 0 ReplyI know but it was funnier than the uncooked ones I tried
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We must evolve to crab if we want to survive
3 0 ReplyWhy not zoidberg? 🦀
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Not only perfomance, but also safety
3 0 ReplyWhy is carcinization suddenly being referenced so much?
1 0 ReplyIt's time. Get in the soup
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Facts
1 0 ReplyCRAB BATTLE!!!
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