Am I a joke to you?
Honestly I'd like to see some evolutionary biologists who are way too invested actually have that argument. Because yeah, yours has remained the same for pretty much the longest of all species...but OP's keeps repeatedly evolving
Clearly a crab who has manned its battle station
It's false though. The mantis shrimp would easily destroy a crab with 1 punch
The mantis shrimp is peak performance.
Found this too- https://youtu.be/VhyFTpZXBO4&t=36s
Can you think of the evolutionary pressures it went through to develop it's eyes, colors, and .22 round punch?
I shudder to think what it's ancestors faced.
Like the BOBBIT WORM
Something something banana organ.
Idk. I'm not an alien.
semi related
That's why I use Rust.
Broke: carcinisation is evidence that crab bodies are peak performance
Woke: carcinisation is evidence that crab bodies are a noob trap, because no crabs are top tier predators despite being so widespread
And it's the ideal female body too.
Crab people, crab people
Walk like crab
Talk like peopleI mean your hands have teeth who could beat that
According to Jordan Peterson anyway.
Cool meme but the nerd in me needs to point out that carcinisation is seen in non-crab crustaceans, not all animals in general
That one's cooked though?
I know but it was funnier than the uncooked ones I tried
We must evolve to crab if we want to survive
Why not zoidberg? 🦀
Not only perfomance, but also safety
Why is carcinization suddenly being referenced so much?
It's time. Get in the soup
Facts
CRAB BATTLE!!!
