Lol I guess then those who eat oreos without milk are pagans, heathens and heretics?
I hate god and milk, checks out.
I have a suspicion that Catholics use wine.
Can somebody give me the theological reasons for this? Also which one is the heretic?
If you want an actual answer, I can! Baptists believe that baptism must mimic the baptisms performed by John the Baptist, so they must be believers baptism (no infants) and, most importantly to the meme, full immersion. Presbyterians believe that infants can be baptized and raised in the faith and that any form of water getting on the baptized person (sprinkle, pour, or dunk) is acceptable.
The Baptist thinks the Presbyterian is a heretic, other Presbyterians think this Presbyterian is a heretic if they believe this is the only acceptable way of doing it.
Its a reference to how they do their baptisms.
both, the only holy way to eat oreos is with no milk, by opening 2 oreos, eating one crackly part of each and putting the 2 remains together so that theres double the sweet
can be repeated if you're really into it
the only holy way to eat oreos is with no milk, by opening 2 oreos, eating one crackly part of each and putting the 2 remains together so that theres double the sweet
Mormons eating oreos: One sits on a bed holding the oreo just above the milk, while their friend jumps on the bed.
Buddhists: the milk is an illusion
Nah, the Buddhist leaves the oreo in the milk until they become one.
As a Buddhist, thank you for considering this underserved audience. We typically get like two to three new jokes a year
Hindus: get that thing away from the holy beverage!
I'm an atheist, so I eat them by taking the creme out and just eating the cookie dry, because I don't believe in milk.
Whole Oreos to mouth.
Into the maw.
I am Chinese eating oreos
I like to put a fork through the filling and dip so I can eat the whole cookie without any dry parts or putting my fingers in the milk, what does that make me?
Seems like a form of torture the spanish inquisition would have practiced, so catholic
Damn, I gotta try that
You can also just dunk the Oreo and fish it out with the fork ;)
Bonus: the fork can be used to weigh down the Oreo so you can get all the air bubbles out.
Quakers just eat the oreo dry.
Not before sitting in silence for at least an hour.
