hardest quote of the war just dropped

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The attitude toward nuclear weapons displayed by countries that haven't ever nuked anyone are always fun to watch.
Get nukin, nuke putin
- 🎶 make Putin go puking, and baaaaald 🎶
Bring together the Old Faith and the New.
A total thermonuclear exchange can't even kill humanity itself anymore, and honestly might save it.

Let's do this thing.
- We're going to fight global warming with a nuclear winter!
- Who do i contact to reenable the downvote button
  
  Wait, you really can’t downvote?
  
  Wow, so you want humanity itself to die, choking on its own hubris instead of being purged in the Holy Fire of Atom?
- Nice to see on the fediverse General MacArthur.
- Lemme just double check my home on that site with nuclear blast radius projections, I think I'm okay...
  
  Honestly I don’t give a fuck if I get nuked, but only so long as it lands directly on me. At that point it is definitively not my problem anymore lmao

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