"Very well, sir. I will send the documentation for your life unsurance and a copy of your will to [email protected] and to your wife at [email protected]"
32 0 ReplyI'm guessing life unsurance would just be euthanasia. Or would they pay you if you survived for longer than expected?
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I now have a [email protected] email, and I feel like a boss everytime I give it to someone
29 1 ReplyThis is the way. It's way more professional than a freemail account (Yahoo, Gmail, Hotmail, etc)
10 1 ReplyMy last name ends in "us", so I have my last name as my full domain (a .us top level). Pretty proud of myself for figuring that out. 😆
6 0 Replysame, I feel lucky to have such an uncommon surname because I easily got the domain lol. there was a short version with the last two letters as the TLD but that was already taken sadly
4 0 ReplyMy last name is too common and shared by some large companies to get anywhere close to it as a domain name.
I got <surname>-net.com, which is still cool I guess.
2 0 ReplyIs your last name “Incorporated”?
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me, recognizing this problem at 16, and spending literally like a week coming up with the perfect username
25 0 ReplyDo you feel like you succeeded?
8 0 Replyhad no complaints about it so far, it's short and sweet and has a meaning.
write it on my gravestone please
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Your example is pretty amazing, I have seen your username everywhere, assuming it's all the same person.
Meanwhile I have a different one per account. Not even trying to hide my identity, I just can't decide. This is also why I don't have tattoos.
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Are you telling me that xxXProGamer360NoScopeXxx isn't a good username?
16 0 ReplyHow did you get my work email?
21 0 ReplyGoddamn this makes me feel old. When I was 12, N64/PlayStation 1 were the dominant systems
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I've been using the same email address for 21 years so far
11 0 ReplyMine's 23 and has a silly name, but it is the key to basically everything by now.
3 0 ReplyI got first catch at gmail when it was brand new, a common nickname without any numbers?, never gonna let go of my username.
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me picking the username madbrony when I was 12 on an account I CAN'T CHANGE 😭
9 0 ReplyPones
Sorry
3 0 ReplyPONES 😁👍
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I did create another one I use for grown up stuff but I still use a very old email that ends in 'rulez'
7 0 ReplyRotvomit reporting for duty!
7 0 ReplyIt was [email protected] and I stopped using it about 20 years ago because I forgot the password.
5 0 ReplyIf only I could still access [email protected]
5 0 ReplyThe_cool_one_1.
Fun fact, I was not cool
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I'm so glad I made it out of this situation with one I legitimately like
4 0 Reply3 0 ReplyI'm just glad I started using the internet when my regular name was still available at the popular mail providers back then. Young folks now are pretty much forced to throw in their middle name, nickname, birth year or whatever...
2 0 ReplyI can't even remember my first email address. Not the handle or the server. I only remember as far back as Hotmail, which was like the 4th or 5th email I had. Mostly because my Microsoft login still uses that one.
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