Blessica Blimpson sounds like a name that someone just made up, but they are just really bad at it.
Sounds like a name from a parody planet Blearth.
Reminds me of Improvised Star Trek.
Omfg if i met someone named Blessica Blimpson i’m not sure i could contain my laughter.
Tragedeigh. Blessica would be made fun of regardless of the last name. Name her Jessica and use Blessica as a cutesy moniker if you have to, but those idiotic names are just a recipe for disaster and should be considered child abuse.
Blessica is a real name used in the Phillipines. Expand your cultural horizons a little bit, dude.
For a second, I was grateful for the interesting, useful information in the first sentence. Your second sentence is unnecessarily condescending and obnoxious, though.
Neveah is a real name used in the US. And it's dumb as hell.
My last name is Schmimpson and my daughter Schmessica has never complained.
Oh honey, the last name isn't the (main) problem...
This is why you have conversations about the weird shit you want to do before you get married.
Blimpson isn’t actually anyone's name though, right?
I actually knew a Blumpkin in college. Dude was chill as fuck but that name was hilarious.
Blessed 🙏 /s
Make her middle name Allison or Aimie or Anna.
That way she can either go by her middle name, or her acronym:
Bab(s).
... Until she either rewrites 'Boy Named Sue' or legally changes her name.
Just divorce her.
