My dad once felt a sneeze coming while brushing teeth. He tried to suppress it and closed his mouth, resulting in a mouthful of minty toothpaste pressure-washing his nose.
He didn’t recommend this experience at all, besides the burning agony that lasted quite a while, crumbs of dry toothpaste kept falling out of his nose for like a week sporadically.
21 0 ReplyIt would have cost you nothing not to post this
13 0 ReplyTrue, and likewise, the same for you to ignore it.
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If you feel a sneeze coming on, pinch the soft tissue at the bridge of your nose. For me, this stops a sneeze 99% of the time.
12 0 ReplyOr press the tip of your tongue very firmly against the roof of your mouth. Helps me mitigate sneezes
9 0 ReplyThese are the tips that the Kleenex company doesn't want you to know! LOL
3 0 ReplyTangentially related, press your tongue as flat as possible against the roof of you mouth to speed up recovery from brain freeze.
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This is the best sentence I've heard all day. 😂 Much appreciated!
11 0 ReplyAre you really so preoccupied with the abilities of your flesh and bone prison that you felt the need the share this with us?
9 0 ReplyHahahahahaha.
Yes.
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That's fucking awful I'm so sorry
9 0 ReplySneezing with a mouthful of anything is the worst. Even if you try to mitigate the damage by covering your mouth, it just blasts out everywhere.
9 0 ReplyDid it come out your nose?
4 0 ReplyLol, no. Just spat some out.
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That sounds dreadful
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