I can't be the only one who saw that coming the moment they read the line "found a sugar daddy," right?
144 1 ReplyI canโt be the only one who saw that coming
I'm surprised you can visualize it so well. I didn't see them coming, though the title did give insight into the plot twist.
20 0 Reply๐ฎโโโโโ ๐ธโโโโโ๐ชโโโโโ๐ชโโโโโN ๐พโโโโโ๐ดโโโโโ๐บโโโโโ ๐จโโโโโ๐ดโโโโโ๐ฒโโโโโ๐ฎโโโโโ๐ณโโโโโ๐ฌโโโโโ ๐ซโโโโโ๐ทโโโโโ๐ดโโโโโ๐ฒโโโโโ ๐ฆโโโโโ ๐ฒโโโโโ๐ฎโโโโโ๐ฑโโโโโ๐ชโโโโโ ๐ฆโโโโโ๐ผโโโโโ๐ฆโโโโโ๐พโโโโโ, ๐ธโโโโโ๐นโโโโโ๐ชโโโโโ๐ปโโโโโ๐ชโโโโโ๐ณโโโโโ
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probably: fake
definitely: gay129 1 ReplyVery: kinky
20 0 ReplyHotel: Trivago
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On the plus side, there's very little chance of birth defects!
115 1 Replybut a little chance of butt defects
59 1 ReplyWhat do you think OP is?
13 36 Replymom kicks me out for being gay
find a sugar daddy
My reading tells me OP is a dude.
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Gotta include a line about changing your name to reflect your new gay identity or else the Dad would have known it was him
113 0 Replywhat if the dad knew?
52 0 ReplySon, I didn't get a chance to play ball with you when you were growing up. Let's make up for lost time.
25 0 ReplyKinky
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or they just spent 2 years together without saying eachothers names, like normal people do
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It's like that movie Oldboy, but gay and less violent. Gayboy.
66 0 ReplyAnd the hammering is in the bed.
24 0 ReplyWith more tongue.
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And more fake.
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I'm at a fucking
:.|:;for words57 1 ReplyHoly shit how
9 0 ReplyLike this
:.|:;Edit to be more informative
It's :.|:; with a 'strikethrough' through the whole thing.
So โ Colon, Period, Vertical Bar, Colon, Semi-Colon and then a 'strikethrough' (idk if it depends on your lemmy app, but mine uses 2 tildes (~) on each side of whatever you're striking through
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Words like last names?
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Could be true, it is gay
55 1 Replybut they spent 2 years together without knowing eachother's names
11 0 Replythey probably knew each other's fursona names
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Fake: Anon got a free house, obviously every millennials dream
Gay: Anon fucked their dad
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This is the poor man's Oedipus Rex.
54 1 Replynot sure if fake, but definetly gay
51 0 Replythat's so sad i wish they had more time together
50 0 ReplyAnon discovers Oedipus.
47 1 ReplyNo, its gay. Oedicoc
40 0 Replyreverse oedipus
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Anon doesn't realise that towns can have more than one divorced deadbeat gay dad in them.
30 0 ReplyIn this case maybe there was only one
4 0 ReplyI doubt it.
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The secret is his mom also cheated so he wasnโt really his dad. Thatโs why they never recognised each other
21 0 ReplyRoll Pride
13 0 Reply8yo is super young for his dad to realise heโs gay, so all power to him.
15 4 ReplyOld boy vibes
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