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herculean levels of stamina
Master of efficiency.
Not one wasted stroke
🎵 Efficiency is beautiful, efficiency is art 🎵
That’s a damn sight more considerate than most of my housemates I’ve had in my life.
Mine asked “so when are you two coming back here” and then shortly after we returned they said “well I’m off to do art in the park for a few hours anyway bye wink”.
Fuckin’ legend.
The screams of disappointment can get really loud.
literally sliding through the apartment it seems
It's the loud part. When my partner starts screaming, the floodgates in my balls open almost immediately.
Ok Philippides.
Take my upvote and leave!
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