Anon is obsessed with Family Guy

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Anon has undiagnosed obsessive-compulsive behavior triggered by family trauma. Family guy sates his longing for a functional family where people talk to each other about what's bothering them, and an albeit formulaic structure, which he is missing in his real life.
- That's a very convenient diagnosis, but this is still armchair psychology
  
  Shut up, Meg
  
  Jokes on you, I don't even own an armchair.
  
  Wait til we get started about Sonic.
- shut up, Brian
- Or he could just really like family guy
Gee Louis, that reminds me of the time I lost my job after watching Family Guy for 48 hours straight
- CUT TO PETER AND HIS FATHER
  
  PETER (screaming and fighting his father) You can't oppress me!
  
  etc.
8 hours of work, 8 hours of sleep, 48 hours of Family Guy
is something wrong with me?

Yes
It's not that good a show. There's definitely something wrong with you.
I think anon never heard about the bird
- Is the word about a certain avian variety?
  
  Oh, have you not heard? It was my understanding that everyone had heard…
- The bird is greater than or equal to the word.

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