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tilefan Ellia Plissken @lemm.ee

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what is an "over-under" during sex?
  • to my knowledge, it's the second one. and it's not just penis havers that can get a reach around, I often reach around to play with the clit

  • There are many big and respectable names in the #Fediverse today. I'm curious though, where were you & what were you up to during the first 10 years of the network (2008ā€“2018)?
  • for me, I had an account set up before the Twitter bullshit, but I only use Twitter to follow sex workers anyway. The brain-drain over on Reddit made the moderation even worse, and the moderation was already the worst part of the site

  • Know thy enemy
  • yeah it's wild to me that petroleum jelly and kerosene come from the same thing

  • Know thy enemy
  • yeah from what people are telling me, we have the capability of processing lower quality crude oil so it makes more sense to export our high quality stuff, then buy the cheap stuff since we can already refine it.

  • Know thy enemy
  • dude. we are not talking about the gasoline. we are talking about the oil being used to make the gasoline. what percentage of the crude oil being refined into American gasoline is American produced crude oil?

  • what is an "over-under" during sex?

    according to Urban Dictionary, it's either a hand job through clothing, or another term for 69ing. I don't understand why either of those would be called an "over under"

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    Know thy enemy
  • yes but how much of that gasoline was made from American crude oil? America has plenty of refineries, just none of them designed for American oil

  • Know thy enemy
  • correct me if I'm wrong, but the United States doesn't even have oil refineries that are capable of making gasoline out of American oil? like we need the type of oil that the middle East has, so we're constantly trading oil back and forth even though we have plenty of it

    I think I've heard this is true. something about politicians wanting to look environmentalist and therefore preventing the building of any more refineries

  • why do our noses & anuses think different types of paper are softest?
  • oh man time to start digging up some old TV commercials

  • why do our noses & anuses think different types of paper are softest?
  • I didn't say it didn't eliminate the problem, I said it didn't make the question in the back of my mind go away

  • why do our noses & anuses think different types of paper are softest?
  • i got one when i was diagnosed with them at 18 but it's time for another (they give you really good drugs for a colonoscopy)

  • why do our noses & anuses think different types of paper are softest?
  • i have one! that didn't make the question in the back of my mind go away unfortunately

  • why do our noses & anuses think different types of paper are softest?
  • okay, I will start taking yoga now, and get back to you once I am capable of running this test

  • why do our noses & anuses think different types of paper are softest?

    I've had hemorrhoids for like 25 years, so I've always been very discerning about my toilet paper.

    this entire time, I've been using whatever toilet paper I have found to be the softest as facial tissue, to blow my nose, as well. my reasoning being, if this stuff is gentle enough for my hemorrhoids, of course it's going to be gentle enough for repeated use on my upper lip.

    then, a friend turns me on to one of those new "with lotion" facial tissues (my bathroom tissue always has aloe in it) and wouldn't you know it, my upper lip finds it to be softer than the toilet paper. but, when I try using it as toilet paper, my anus doesn't find it to be less irritating than the toilet paper.

    why do my butthole and my upper lip think that different things are softer? is it just chemistry?

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    City puts $10,000 bounty of trans peopleā€™s heads if they use a public restroom
  • is there an easy way for us to abuse this system to get ourselves paid a bunch of money?

  • server suddenly not working?

    edit - turns out rebooting it five times is what works.

    when I'm using any of my Plex players, it acts like my server is turned off. when I go into settings, it says that my server is unavailable with a secure connection. I've tried restarting everything, rebooting everything, I can't watch my server.

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    why does every single flashlight have multiple settings that you have to scroll through?

    once a year I email my favorite flashlight manufacturer to ask if they've finally made a flashlight that just turns on and off when you push the button, and every year they're like, "no, but thanks so much for your feedback!"

    be honest, have any of you ever used the flashing feature on your flashlight? did it actually come in handy? handy enough that I have to scroll past it every single time I want to turn my flashlight on or off

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    i think Hulu speeds up parts of Futurama episodes.

    watching Wild Green Yonder with a friend, me watching the movie on my Plex, them watching the version broken into episodes on Hulu.

    i pulled Hulu up to make sure i stayed synced, and the Hulu version quickly pulled ahead of mine. i didn't notice a missing scene but i wasn't paying close attention to the Hulu version.

    when Hulu auto-cycled to the next episode, even with outro and intro credits, it brought it back to sync with my version. we're ā…“ through episode two, and Hulu is currently 14 seconds ahead, although we started this episode synced.

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    are there any federated benzo/RC benzo communities?

    there's like a dozen different subredd!ts but I'd prefer not to.

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    Facebook revanced doesn't hide ads.

    every third post is still sponsored.

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    do ribbed condoms feel better than smooth during anal?

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    any federated communities for research chemicals?

    the one's over on Reddit all have cryptic names so I'm not entirely sure how to search

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    tiktok revanced completely non-functional

    I repatched and reinstalled it, it won't even open

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    klonopin is so fucking useful

    I don't take it very often because I don't want an addiction sneaking up on me, but it certainly makes crowds more manageable. almost enjoyable

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    best smokeless/vapeless nicotine option?

    I quit smoking about 6 years ago. about a year ago, I bought some nicorette lozenges to try to cop a nicotine buzz and got absolutely nothing. some people are telling me that nicotine pouches hit better, but I'm not sure what the science behind that is.

    what's your preferred smokeless nicotine delivery system?

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    you sound like a racehorse comin' in there!

    !

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    you sound like a racehorse comin' in there!

    !

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    when SG-1 destroys Thor's hammer, why didn't they tell them to bury the gate?

    !

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    what holiday do you wish had wider celebration?

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    it's been quite a long time since I've watched, they said his name like four times before I remembered what episode this is šŸ˜­

    !

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    what are the best and worst Halloween candy to receive?

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    what is your best story from jail, prison, rehab, or psych ward?

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    what's the best habit you've developed and how did you develop it?

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