I'd love to go back in time and tell my '80s teenaged self that Bono and The Edge will become tax-dodging cunts who produce a failed Spiderman musical (probably as a tax dodge) and are resident performers in Las Vegas a la Elvis. He wouldn't believe me, although he would probably at least accept that they're long past making good music by 2024.
Clown on the left is Ben Shapiro, conservative Jewish commentator. Fun facts: he's estranged cousins with Mara Wilson (aka Matilda) and, among other things, believes despite being married that vaginal lubrication is fake news. No idea who the clown on the right is.
I feel like if you're a straight guy, and you claim women don't have vaginal lube, it's like admitting you not only have NEVER made a woman horny, but also you repulse them so much that they dry up.