Stay safe people 🙏

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I didnt knew that car Windows would also turn blue when broken.
Bugs come in through open Windows.
- They’re gonna need to apply a patch
  
  A patch that might or might not fix whatever its changelog tells you it did. It also introduces new bugs
What a tragedy. Would you be willing to accept some of mine? I mean, you already have six now...
- Oh, what the hell, doesn't make a difference at this point.
  
  Good, I have a few volume licenses for you then. 🫠
IDK, looks like his car's windows licence got revoked
- Average Chinese seller
Crowdstrike strikes Windows again.
Thoughts and prayers 🙏
Threw broken Windows through broken window.
I want everyone to go to Windows 11 so the cost of incompatible hardware drops
The person that broke into your car - it was Microsoft!
- Bill? Was that you?
  
  And he used a private jet to travel to and from your car.
  
  Then did the trip again when he realised he only dropped three extra licences.
Looks as if that Window got recalled
ironically they broke windows to do it

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