If I had 4 arms id eat a sammich and drink some chocolate milk while i fap.
35 1 Replywhich task takes 2 hands?
18 0 ReplyI left a hand free for the stations of the cross because im a sinner.
27 1 ReplyDepends if you're a double fister or like to give yourself a little backdoor action
12 0 ReplyYou already know
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Take the upvote. For some reason you taking over his ideia this way made me laugh uncontrollably.
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Have you seen an organ? It’s basically several keyboards stacked on top of each other, including a single-octave one for your feet.
16 0 ReplyNow imagine that, but stack a set of drums on top. Maybe even add 2 additional legs while we're at it!
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Can you imagine, that guy from Mortal Combat would have 8 arms!
9 0 ReplyYou're saying we don't already?
Hit it Joe!
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We have enough wild instruments
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Like, I dunno, an organ!
6 0 ReplyLike the Antagonistic Undecagonstring?
5 0 ReplyI clicked hoping to see a Hydrogen Sonata reference and was not disappointed.
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The main character of the The Hydrogen Sonata by Ian Banks features an alien that had modified themselves with an extra set of arms so that she could play a crazy double necked cello.
5 0 ReplyLooked for this comment and was not disappointed. The Antagonistic Undecagonstring ❤️ (I just finished the book a second time)
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Or we could just keep playing the piano
4 0 ReplyIf humans had 4 arms we'd need 8 pants pockets! We're going to need bigger butts along with the arms to accommodate all of those pockets.
5 1 ReplyIf be willing bet that if we did have four arms, women still wouldn't have dress pockets.
6 0 ReplyWe're working on the butt part already.
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Meanwhile, I can’t find the brainpower to play an instrument and form words at the same time. I pretty much end up drooling on myself.
4 0 ReplyWe'd also be forewarned.
4 0 ReplyStraight Goro-guitarin'
3 0 Replythe skin flute would be even more popular!
3 0 ReplyYeah, with electronic help, like a looping device or just recording different tracks one after another, you can obviously do amazing things, but you end up lacking a lot of flexibility to quickly improvise or adjust yourself to what's happening in the other voices.
Having said that, in an orchestra, you don't really want most of the instruments to go wild, so simple instruments would still be a thing. Even today, there's lots of instruments where one hand just holds the instrument.
I guess, with 4 arms, you could attempt to play two violins at the same time, though.2 0 ReplyTo take it further, if humans had 4 arms, our heads would be a different shape, because we'd need more brain to control them. AFAIK that would mean a bigger back of head (cerebellum) and a bigger forehead (frontal lobe).
2 0 ReplyWe may not have 4 arms but we do have whatever this is https://youtu.be/ywrK1yTYRIA
1 0 ReplyImagine a one-man band, except he's two bands.
19 21 ReplyIMO: currently the best one man band is Shakey Graves... check his video.
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3 0 ReplyI think Shakey Graves is good, but I think Steel Beans encompasses one-man band even better: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=louAX5OPPtI
His original stuff is cool too: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFJJ-aYsGl4
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