Average season 2 episode of the Wire
35 0 Reply30 0 ReplyOi ye... ye fuckin' dag. Always barkin' at the fukin' pond. Ye wanna fight me? I'm looking dapper as fuck pal.
25 0 ReplyHe was going to pay for the beer, but when he asked the bartender to put it on his bill, he let the dog out.
18 1 ReplyWho did?
3 0 ReplyNo, He did.
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It starts sounding like a joke but the punchline is that it's real
14 0 ReplyNo luck catching them ducks, then?
13 0 ReplyIt's just the one duck.
4 0 ReplySo they didn't have their ducks in a row then
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I don't get it.
I guess it's more in the way you tell bar jokes than the punchline...
11 0 ReplyA couple Canadian geese would've taken down the whole bar, the dog, and a probably a couple pigs.
27 1 ReplyDogs normally don't want to fight. If that changes, there's no way a goose is going to win.
9 1 ReplyCanada geese*
("Canadian geese" would be any geese from Canada.)
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For you the day I walked into your pub wearing a bow-tie, drank a pink, and fought a dog and lost, was the most important day of your life.
For me, it was Tuesday.
8 0 ReplyGeneral Bison agrees.
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Bow-ties are cool. Fezzes too.
8 1 ReplyThe duck shouldn't have asked the dog for grapes
5 0 ReplyIt looks like this was from back when The Huffington Post was a reliable news agency:
4 0 ReplyThat’s a goose
9 5 ReplyThe picture looks like an Indian Runner duck to me
7 1 ReplyDucks drinks lager
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Aah, that makes more sense.
3 0 ReplyPoint of reference?
1 0 Replyuntitled goose game, probably
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wild ride this post was for me. i half read the headline, didn't register anything. Then read the comment. Primed, knowing it was weird i reread the headline paying attention. Somehow i understood duck-wearing bow-tie, as in a bow-tie of the kind that wears ducks... I need a nap
2 0 ReplyLike liquid bread, you say? Hell yeah!
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