Melania ‘cuts deal with Trump’ about her future role if he wins the White House

Melania plans to split her time between Washington DC and New York, where the couple’s son Barron Trump is expected to attend NYU

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If you have to "cut a deal" with your spouse, you are not in a healthy relationship.
- The Art of The Deal baby
- I cut deals with my spouse all the time. Divvying up chores, watching shows, choosing meals, etc. This seems like it's not that though.
"Donald is close to Barron, but isn’t going to be tossing footballs with him when he’s the president and the head of the free world."

It's not like he ever did that with any of his kids, ever...
- Oh, he was tossing something when Ivanka was younger.
- Can his 78 year-old diapered ass even throw a football with a teenager? He’s basically as bad off as Biden in my expert* opinion.
  
  I’ve met over five old people.
I don't think Donald Trump will care at all whether Melania is a "full-time" First Lady. I bet he can grab some part-time help to fill in now and then.

He can turn it into a reality show. "President Needs A Side-Piece". When it's an Official Act, they let you do it.
- Guarantee he still has to pay for it. Dude has zero game.
Traitor rapist conman still has a chance to win presidency and destroy democracy?

Thanks republicans.
Good for her.
- She's a monster just like her husband

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