Rosalina is clearly the thinking man's rideable sidekick.
9 0 Reply"Gay Bowsey"
60 0 Reply"So long gay Bowser!"
-Mario
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Bowser the power bottom
56 0 ReplyAre we sure he's a bottom?
Sure, the Bros got inside him, but he did the voring.
28 1 ReplyPeach goes to his castle to top.
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The only wrong answer is Toad.
44 1 ReplyThen why is Toad shaped like a dick?
10 0 ReplyThe Mario bros can ride both yellow and blue Toad in New Super Mario Bros Wii
24 0 ReplyAre you just referring to the mechanic that lets you pick up other players? I wouldn't quite call that riding.
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Everyone wants on Mr. Toad's Wild Ride!
10 0 ReplyMushrooms can fuck you up:-).
9 0 ReplyYou kidding? Toad probably has a massive cock, ripe for riding
8 1 ReplyDude, he's literally got a mushroom head. He is the fat knob.
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Wrong.
It makes toad run faster.
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I really don't think it is, there is only one person on this list who LITTERALLY DIES FOR THEM ALL THE TIME! Yoshi all the way!
22 0 Replyla petite mort
23 2 ReplySneeze?
1 0 ReplyI feel like it could be interpreted as genocide, not just a little death. Unless Yoshi are like dear and need population control
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I’m having trouble linking to the picture directly, but here Yoshi fall
4 0 ReplyThis one comes to mind for me
2 0 ReplyLMFAO!!! Love it!
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*littterally
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I don't get it.
3 0 ReplyRiding somebody is a double entendre, often used as sexual innuendo beyond the literal sense of riding, like on a horse.
25 1 ReplyBut where is Bowser a sidekick?
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