The other guy never stood a chance! That's the power of the F.O.R.K.L.I.F.T. system:
Forklift
Observe
Rule the situation
Knockout your competition
Lift her into your arms
Initiate eye contact
Fuck
Target your next cargo60 0 ReplyIn my defense, Pallet Jack is a notoriously unruly guy..
24 0 ReplyHe is unruly and therefore cannot be ruled. To steer him would be to court death.
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Unless he's Klaus
23 0 ReplyKlaus will still nail someone's wife... but it'll probably be when he forgets to put his forks up to secure a pallet of actual nails
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What if I can operate several different types of forklifts, reach trucks, skid steers, and an excavator, but I'm not "certified"?
19 0 ReplyThen, unless you're the owner, you're getting underpaid
32 0 ReplyLol ain't that the truth.
But I also don't do any of that for a job, so I doubt my boss will agree!
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You're hired!
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What a loser
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