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KreekyBonez kreekybonez @lemmy.world
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Trump’s heartless reaction to Pence being in danger revealed in bombshell filing
  • what?! the guy who bankrupted a casino for short-term real estate gains? not a trustworthy partner? how could it be?

  • Musk deletes controversial X post on lack of Harris assassination attempts
  • same. when the blackout protest changed nothing about the 3rd party apps, I decided I was done, and never went back

    granted, it had been getting toxic for other reasons, but being forced to use their shitty app was the final straw for me

  • me_irl
  • yup, grew up always leaving a light on in the house when we were out. my dad always half-joked about putting "trash removal" signs on work trucks to keep people from sniffing around for tools to sell

  • Musk deletes controversial X post on lack of Harris assassination attempts
  • damn, it's already been over a year, hasn't it?

  • What’s your “I can’t believe other people don’t do this” hack?
  • kebab will always be my top choice, unless shawarma is also an option

  • MAGA is straight up losing it after Taylor Swift’s Harris endorsement
  • if they supported child stone and theodore nugget, they were already on board with the republiKlan agenda

  • [2020] 20 Minutes for a Statue to be in Before a Neighbor Calls the Cops to Investigate.
  • depends on whether or not it was the white jesus, I suppose

  • 'Is Stephen Miller okay?': Dems gleeful as Trump adviser has 'meltdown' over Biden dropout
  • you can't force someone to run you god damn idiot

    it takes some serious kompromat to pull that off

  • AOC files articles of impeachment against Supreme Court Justices Clarence Thomas and Samuel Alito
  • women do tend to live longer than men, so maybe we could see a 91 year-old AOC on the ballet in 2080...

  • Bidet users, how do you dry your ass afterward?
  • I promise there's no scoffing here! I love my analog bidet, and am always on the lookout for an upgrade, if the price is right. Especially if it can be fitted to a standard american toilet.

    Happily taking recommendations, if you have any. The features you listed sound refreshing, relaxing, and somewhat intimidating. Which, to be clear, I'm into.

  • Bidet users, how do you dry your ass afterward?
  • what's on the app? profiles for different butts? live feedback from a down-under camera? AI stool analysis?

  • My boys
  • wow, that's a perfectly accurate description of my blue! we have a thing where when I come home, he's waiting for me at the door, and always stands up on his hind legs to bump noses.

    he also figured out how to lead us to things, like his food bowl, litter box, windows, etc, when he needs something. when he decides it's bed time he'll get in the way of whatever we're doing until we follow him to bed and get in. at which point he jumps to the foot of the bed and sleeps like a dog. he runs the house, and we're his pets/servants, obviously.

  • My boys
  • I only noticed, because he looks a lot like mine, who has oddly pronounced biceps for a cat. Sometimes when he sticks his paws out over the bed, it looks like he's trying to point me towards the gun show. Also very active, and legitimately big boned.

  • Freedumbs.
  • "oh you meant boot treads? yeah, get those bad boys up here so I can lick the crud out of them"

  • My boys
  • that Russian blue looks yoked. swole patrol approved

  • All Republicans are groomers.
  • the resemblance is uncanny

  • USA presidential candidates
  • I was saying "boo-urns"