A housecat can kill a level 1 commoner, you know.
39 0 ReplyBut it can't jump (I don't remember if that ever got errata'd or is being changed in OneD&D)
6 0 ReplyOn a crit it can kill a level 1 wizard
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You could take any one of those completely out of context and they'd still be solid.
38 0 ReplyI’ve already been living my life on these tenets.
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Knew a guy who asserted he could easily fight several cats at once and win. I truly hope he finds out one day.
25 1 ReplyAny healthy adult human could though. An old friend of mine accidently killed a cat with a single kick while "defending" his cat that was being attacked (I wasn't there so don't ask how). He was ~14 years old at the time. At the end of the day, humans are large animals, most of just don't want to hurt other creatures so we restrain ourselves.
34 0 ReplyCompletely agree. The textbook is talking about fighting a cat to help it, not destroy it. You would get bit for sure but could easily win.
31 0 ReplyYeah we're really World Of Cardboarding it up at all times. You know the stereotypes about crackheads being dangerous in a fight? That capacity is inside us at all times.
5 0 ReplyI said several, but as the memory returns I'm recalling he might have claimed as much as twenty at once.
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That's such a fantastically stupid opinion to have that a dose of reality might do him some good
6 6 ReplyIt was far from his worst. I had to ditch that guy.
Edit: very far, to be clear
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Instructions Unclear: Took steroids, turned off brain; locked in never ending combat with cat.
15 1 ReplyNo the instructions were pretty clear, this is on you. Did you maybe turn off your brain before reading the instructions?
In any case, please send cat pictures.
9 1 ReplyI am just a cat climbing toy 😭
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I have been prescribed steroids since I was a kid. That is the benefit of having asthma.
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The fuck is a "fair fight"?
5 0 ReplyNo tactical nuclear weapons, cluster bombs, sharp sticks etc. for the monkey with opposable thumbs
13 1 ReplyWell, that's just loser talk. ALWAYS nuke from orbit.
2 0 ReplyWelp my Scorched Earth char is out I guess
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Don't fight a cat everyday
5 0 ReplyFight a cat, steal its drugs, repeat when you run out, got it!
9 0 ReplyPreferably don't fight a cat any day
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I like thegirlwiththedogs ' wisdom,"As always, we disarm our opponent before battle."
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