What in the chicken fried fuck is this? "I never learned all this so here's my belief. The experts just don't understand!"
At least he knows no one will respect his "theory".
Funnily enough though there's actually a huge amount of this actually happening in egyptology right now. There's a one researcher who is absolutely despised by some Egyptian government officials and whose findings may have shown a prior decision by the office for the preservation and protection of the pyramids to be bad (they filled an area thinking it was erosion, but it may have been a groove for pulling rope through as part of the theorized pully system for getting the absolutely massive granite stones to the kings chamber). If you're interested look up the 'great void' controversy and that should set you on the right path.
I mean this guy is a fucking looney but it does actually happen to legit researchers sometimes. (Especially amateurs and lower level positions like lab techs)
Ok c'mon guys. They start with
I have a theory based on evidence
and then ending with
Evidence be damned!
That can't be a coincidence, this has to be a troll post
They're a total nut job, but what they are saying with the last line is "nobody believe it, evidence be damned." As in, regardless of all the evidence, nobody believes it except them.
It's crazy, but consistent.
Ah thank you, that makes sense. I misread/misinterpreted that.
Not a troll. Just a voter trying to get both sides.
This sounds like a quest in OSRS.
Ancient Egyptian version of the FO3 ghoul cult that had you fix up their rocket and send them to 'The Far Beyond'.
AKA approximately a mile or two down range.
Time to meet Ra!
Give the wacko some credit, I haven't seen a new and novel pyramid conspiracy in 30 years
Crazy yes, but fun. I'd party with this person.
Never talks about the propulsion mechanism. Given what we know about how they were built, it's obvious they used the Peasant Railgun.
...is what I would say, if it wasn't inherently obvious that their real purpose was actually to be landing pads for alien spaceshipsThis is going to sound crazy, but hear me out.. What if the ships also brought a device which allows for instantaneous travel between planets? Some kind of gate? A gate to the stars, if you will? Perhaps we should start a dig in Giza, who knows what we'll uncover!
As we all know, alien space ships are shaped like cubes with a quadrilateral pyramid removed from the center, so they resemble sort of avant garde/brutalist tables.
Then one lands on or docks with a Giza pyramid and that little timmy, that is how a TIME CUBE is born.
Makes more sense than tomb... but come on its clearly a device that was thought into existence and helps to balance your inner spirit/body/mind.
I'm pretty sure this is satire.
It’s gotta be. I need it to be. The line between satire and reality has become so dangerously thing I am losing my sanity.
I'd read/watch the shit out of a DaVinci code style story about how pyramids existed to bring the pharaohs closer to Ra
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Genius.
This actually fits pretty well with the infantapulting hypothesis and I choose to believe they are evidence of each other.
