While only 8 inches off the ground, a cat's butthole is still somehow always at eye level.
Makes sense. The content of 80% of video-call meetings I've been in belong in the litter box, anyway.
80% seems awfully low, I was thinking 90 or 95%. I know middle management had to find a way to stay relevant when everyone went remote during covid but damn do you not know how to use fucking powerpoint?! It's a presentation compliment, you don't just read every damn thing word for word off the slides.
I've started just flat out saying no to meetings where I'm not needed.
On very few occasions, the organizer will reach out to me and say "Hey can you come to this meeting?"
We'll go back and forth on what they need from me, etc. I give them the answer on slack and they say, "Oh. Ok. I guess I don't need the meeting."
Works like 75% of the time.
The meetings where I'm really needed is if I have zero context and need different people to tell me their area of expertise. I limit those to 20 minutes and if they need more time, write it up with details so I can make a more informed decision.
It's insane how many people just go to meetings because they were invited.
I was probably being too optimistic. Giving myself too much credit for the funny anecdotes I tell in the meeting. Why is everyone rolling their eyes and sighing?
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Gross. Dasani.
I choose to believe this is a reused water bottle.
Is the cat starting an onlyfans?
Gang, is there like a biological reason cats put their butts in your face? Based on everyone's reaction, it's obviously something we've all seen enough that we find the meme funny or at least relatable.
For the same reason they sniff each other's butts, basically.
Let's try to guess the best angle for viewing this....
If I were ever scooped up by some ufo to be an exotic intergalactic pet to someone who loved me but cut my balls off anyway, this is the first thing I'd do.
Standard meat n greet
What a nice house.
American interior decorating
I'm embarrassed to admit the lack of furniture I own. There aren't tables against my walls just to stick trinkets and pictures on them, hardly anything on my walls at all. I'd rather toss it then buy more storage to hide it away in.
