I don't get it
75 1 ReplyThe cocktail made of orange juice and vodka is called a screwdriver
164 0 ReplyReplace the vodka with champaign and it's called a Mimosa and it's fancy.
44 0 ReplyAlso the new Craftsman tools are nowhere as good as the original stuff.
I call it Crapsman tools
6 0 ReplyIn Germany we just call this Vodka-O.
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Hardcore boomer humor
61 0 ReplyGood boomer humor
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unpopular opinion: A drink that's just booze and juice doesn't deserve a fancy name.
Where I come from, it's called Vodka Orange, or Vodka-O.43 1 ReplyI'm a firm believer in that it's not a cocktail unless it has three or more ingredients.
18 0 ReplyThat's what the ice is for.
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I'm guessing German rural areas?
Other notable mentions:
Vodka-Bull
Jäger-Bull
Jacky-Cola
Gin-Tonic (more common everywhere)
11 0 ReplyI call it orange vod-juice-ka
6 0 ReplyI call it breakfast
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We literally just call it vodka juice
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It took me waaaaay too embarrassingly long to get this.
24 0 ReplyDon't use Tropicana. Use Simply.
Edit: Someone's downvoting this excellent advice?
Try the two side by side. It's night and day.
25 2 ReplyI use Tampico
I’m too poor for the gallons of orange juice I’d need at a party
6 0 ReplySunny D gang in the house
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Most of the people here are feral rugrats. They would downvote the sky for being blue.
3 1 ReplyThat had better be a humorous attempt at hyperbole. If you're suggesting the sky is actually blue I'm hitting the downvote button SO HARD
3 0 ReplyAs opposed to Angelica, who is clearly a traumatized Rugrat, who is dealing with her little brother's death by imagining the adventures that he would have had with the neighbor's (also imaginary) kids, Chucky, Phil, and Lil
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Orange crush.
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The joke was on me because I had auto-rotate on my phone.
16 0 ReplyHas anyone else ever came to the realization that the screwing being driven by vodka+orange juice isn't related to construction? 😏
15 0 ReplyWe meet again. Lemmy sure is small.
4 1 ReplyThat, or KOLANAKI is chronically online.
6 0 ReplyIt helps that their name stands out more since it's bold and in bigger font.
It also helps that they're genuinely cool people.
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I had to think about it before I got it. Gosh, I remember when I was a hardcore (24/7 drunk) alky and that was how I drank. There had to be so much sugar in my OJ that I was killing myself almost as much from that as from the booze.
8 0 Reply7 0 Reply6 0 ReplyIs this the Bartender remake or whatever? Loved the first one.
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How many times was this image screenshoted and recompressed?
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