Commercial featuring nuns taking potato chips for communion sparks outrage in Italy

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Touched by his potatoey appendage.
- I believe that the holy starch manifests in many forms.
  
  BLASPHEMOUS! His Appendage is noodly and and likely Durum Wheat Flour
  
  Uh oh, time for schisms!
  
  Starch works in mysterious ways.
Do the priests dine on alter boys?
- Yeah, like this: NSFW https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nyotaimori NSFW but with communion wafers on altar boys.
  
  "nibble nori rolls off nipples" delightfully seussian
Oh no, the ardent adherents of our control scheme have taken it upon themselves to make the most minor of alterations to a common ritual of the scheme./s
This sounds like the most Italian thing to do. I don't understand the outrage.
Needed to compete with Nabisco Jeez-its™
If those chips were blessed, would it matter?

Would they also outrage if we added some spices to their communion crackers? Where do they draw the line?
- I think you can legally dip your cookie in the wine but that is the limit.
- Christ can only transubstantiate to bread for copyright reasons
Ok, we can do broken pieces of spaghetti instead.
Most of the italian don't give a shit, is just the usual small bunch noisy old people.

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