That reads like a fever dream and I love it
26 0 ReplySounds like fun. Why do the darn Americans have to hog all the eclipses? I want one too!
23 0 ReplyBecause you commies killed Jesus.
21 0 ReplyThis is the last one for a very long time. But the next 20 years it looks like Australia is going to be doing all the hogging.
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I have never seen an analog horror picture, pretty cool!
12 0 ReplyWelcome to Nightvale
11 0 ReplyAll hail the glowing cloud!
I actually have WTNV leggings, they're the greatest.
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I draw the line at watching the entire extended LOTR. That’s longer than the amount of daylight hours.
9 1 ReplyI can't get into wizards.
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Damn I saw this too late. I just stood in the parking lot with my coworkers for like 15 mins. How fucked are we since we didn't follow protocol?
9 1 ReplyGet straight to the Waffle House laddie.
5 0 ReplyWill do! O7
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Phil is fucked. Can’t say I mind that much. Dude is an asshole.
7 0 ReplyHistorically, Phils were named as such for being the assigned ones who would “phil thine belly in times of darkness”. Emergency food basically; which is why he acts that way so as to cause as little guilt as possible.
It’s true. It’s on the internet.
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This would make for a great movie about Phil fighting off the cannibal apocalypse.
6 0 ReplyGetting real Night Vale vibes with this one.
5 0 ReplyAll hail the glowing cloud.
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May we all see the mauntain that lies behind the veil.
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