cool ranch doritos go great with marshmellows.

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*marshmallows
- Now I want to sell a line of THC-infused marshmallows and market them as MarshMellows.
  
  I would 100% buy that if I saw it at a store
  
  I feel like that may already exist. Lemme hit up Weedmaps...
  
  Edit: Just rice krispy treats with THC and not even with a punny name. :(
- How can you be any other than mellow with a giant ball of sweet, vanilla scented sugar and gelatin in your mouth?
I showed Governor Chris Christie your post, here's what he said:
- Ngl, cold ravioli from the can wasn't the worst dinner I've had.
  
  Thank you. FINALLY. A person with some goddamn fucking integrity
Wow. Gross. Take my upvote.
Alright so this is what you need to do. Get a bag of cool ranch, get a bag of mini marshmallows.

In a sauce pan put three tablespoons of butter and melt it.

Add in the pack of marshmallows and melt that.

Crush up the Doritos and mix them in the pan with the marshmallow mixture.

Press that in a 9x13 pan and allow to cool.

Eat them. You've got cool ranch crispy treats.
- I love this idea, but I would probably still mix in some Rice Krispies with the Doritos. I think the crushed up Doritos alone would be too dense and probably lacerate the roof of your mouth
  
  Report back when you try it
You're mad! But I'm going to have to try that combo just to see exactly how mad 😆
Wish id known you liked em that much. I had almost a whole case of them i coulda shipped to you. Landfill got the nasty things now though

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