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But what if I don't become fossilised and get converted in oil instead?
19 0 ReplyYou will be unearthed abruptly by a bunch of rednecks who will be excited to see you and burn you!
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Or more likely you wait, and wait, and crumble a bit, and wait some more...... Indefinitely
6 0 ReplyWho knows, maybe some of us will be unearthed in millions of years by the next dominant species.
4 0 ReplyIsn't this the plot of Encino Man?
4 0 ReplyIt's also the plot of many vampire movies.
Although the friend part may be a bit shorter.
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but fossils that old are not preserved corpses...
3 2 ReplyTrue but it’s a joke in a meme community so I think it’ll be okay if it doesn’t meet the scientific rigor we expect in the rest of the communities on mander.xyz
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