Which Alex? I have to assume it's a specific one since they didn't say all Alexs like the other names
9 0 ReplyIdk I just sent this to Alex to ask her if I ought to be worried.
I’ll report back.
3 0 ReplyHasn’t reported back in 12 hours…
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Wait till you hear about guys named Kellen...
8 0 ReplyThey’ll make a middling quarterback and pretty excellent offensive coordinator?
1 0 ReplyI'm not into guys, but I think Caleb and Rick should be on your list.
1 0 ReplyAnd Sean.
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Oh yeah I know Jessica. She once stabbed me with a protractor. I would not say it ruined my life, but it definitely hurt
7 0 ReplyStill had sex will all of them tho.
And I hope Bloody Mary returns my mirror-calls (Gary who?).
6 0 ReplyStop calling her name in the mirror with your dick out then
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No thanks, bitches, I'll ruin my own life tyvm. :) However, clair(e) should be on this list.
7 1 ReplyHey how can i get the girl with red eyes who will come to my room at 3:33
5 0 ReplyYou need to wash your bed sheets first
5 0 ReplyHey not that kind of relationship
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I'm on this list but I won't ruin your life, I promise.
5 0 Replywhy not?
6 0 ReplyYeah, why not life-ruiner?!?
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That is exactly what a life ruiner would say
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As one of the entries on the list (for once, that never happens…), this is true.
4 0 ReplyHave you tried seeing a doctor about the crying blood thing?
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Heather.
4 0 ReplyJessica rightfully owns top place on the list.
4 0 ReplyShe works hard for it
2 0 ReplyFucking Jessica!
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The main takeaway here is that every Alexis in the world is lovely and a fantastic human being, except for one who is the spawn of Satan
2 0 ReplySandy. Stay far away from all women named Sandy.
2 0 ReplyI'm oldish, and I can say with 95% certainty that I've never met a person called Sandy. What do i win?
2 0 ReplyYour sanity
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Shit. I have a date Friday with sandy.
1 0 ReplySet an alarm for 3:32AM
3 0 ReplyShe's a cat in the sack at least.
3 0 ReplyI hate sandy, she gets everywhere
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