North Carolina pastor arrested after police say he tried to push wife's coworker into McDonald's deep fryer
North Carolina pastor arrested after police say he tried to push wife's coworker into McDonald's deep fryer
Dwayne Waden, whose Facebook profile identifies him as pastor of Elevated Life International Ministries and a semitruck driver, was arrested after the incident at a High Point, North Carolina, McDonald's.
Well, if that's what God wanted. /s
MyStErIoUs WaYz
Ever read the Bible? The Lord works in homicidal ways, usually.
There truly is no hate like Christian love
There's a version of MacBeth that's set in modern times at a fast food restaurant called Scotland, PA. Duncan is killed via deep fryer in it.
that sounds really interesting. what's it called?
I'm almost certain I watched that movie and then forgot it existed.
Straight to McJail
Say hi to the hamburglar.
Good luck with that. $1000 bail for trying to murder someone in one of the most horrific ways imaginable.
This was a great laugh. I thank you!
It's always fascinating to me that people are so shocked when Christians display extreme violent tendencies.
Have you cracked open a Bible lately? Their religion is founded on blood sacrifice and torture porn.
Or looked at any of their history.
I'm kinda suprised why being a pastor is relevant at all? Edit: For those who down voted, "Elevated Life International Ministeries" seems to have no online presence related to North Carolina, and he's also a trucker. Why was pastor put in the title rather than trucker? Would this behavior be expected of a trucker?
Oh man, I wonder if he's the guy who preaches at truck stops? He's a trucker who travels around and everytime he stops his truck he grabs his Bible and starts pushing his view of Christianity on all the other drivers who are unfortunate enough to be there.
Weird dude.
He's going to McHell for this
It'll be cold fries, uncomfortable hard plastic seats, and a broken McFlurry machine for all eternity.
Surely a hell should be worse than reality?
Waden, whose Facebook profile identifies him as pastor of Elevated Life International Ministries and a semitruck driver, was arrested on a charge of assault
Ah, so he's an evangelical trucker. That makes sense. He's a trucker first. R voter second. Pastor third.
Why pastor third? Assaulting an employee for disrespect is very much in line with sending a bear to murder a bunch of disrespectful children and killing a tree for not having fruit out of season.
As a former McD's employee, that would've been hard to clean.
Nah, it's hot oil. All you'd have to do is scoop the human rinds and hair and you're good to go.
I’m pretty sure that what Jesus would do…
baptism by oil
Usually "Pastor Arrested" equals "child molested".
Pastor heard to say:
I'M NOT LOCKED IN HERE WITH YOU...
Church looks like a sham.
Yeah... they'll do that. 🤷♂️
"...and may god's love be with you."
I remember you from reddit.