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What did they do before 1891?
Three seashells?
Poop knife.
Did you know there is poop knife merch?? I now have a poop knife shirt from Amazon
lmao they don’t know how to use the three seashells
In the days of old when knights were bold and toilet paper wasn't invented, they'd wipe their ass with a piece of grass and walk away contented.
Your hands or water or a sponge that is then cleaned in water. It's actually really interesting, and I encourage you and everyone else to read up on it.
or water
Also known as a bidet, or washlet. It’s the only way to fly.
I have a cheap bidet and I can confirm it is the way to go. I wish I could afford one of the good ones that warms the water and shoots out hot/cool air to dry you afterwards, but the cheap one is still leagues above tp or wipes.
Let's just say that swans didn't enjoy the human use for their necks.
Wipe their ass with newspaper?
And before newspaper?
Town criers?
This is why i like it here!! The other place doesn't get quality comments like this!!
They had it roll the other way
Discarded corn cobs and pages from the Sears Roebuck catalog. At least in midwestern USA.