memes @lemmy.world Doctor xNo @r.nf 10mo ago

When somebody laughes at your Facebook post, but you were being serious

The struggle is real...

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🤣
I mean...
anything ruining Facebook, i approve of
Just cancel Facebook all-together
When you google “First World Problems” this article should be the first result.
Post dumb Facebook post

Get laughed at

Write angry blog post why others are wrong and I am right
- Write angry blog post about why criticizing people should be impossible
  
  FTFY
I fully endorse this headline. Unrelated: I stop reading at apostrophes.

Edit: In this case, I meant the second apostrophe. Fail.
- No laughing matter: Why it
- No laughing matter: why it"
  
  I also endorse this headline
eh? heh hee hee!
That emoji captures how I feel toward anyone who still has a Facebook account.

Facebook got its angel investment from a front company for the NSA, and the NSA cancelled a project to figure out how to do mass domestic surveillance literally 24 hours prior.
- Yeah ima go ahead and slap a
  
  [citation needed]
  
  all over that until a cite is provided
  
  His citation is just a picture of Obi-Wan Kenobi saying of course he's got a source.
  
  Apologies, it was DARPA program, and the funding came from the CIA, to Peter Thiel, to Facebook. Got my alphabet soup a bit mixed up.
  
  https://unlimitedhangout.com/2021/04/investigative-reports/the-military-origins-of-facebook/
  
  I assumed this story was common knowledge?
  
  Guess not.
  
  Anyway yeah, when part of your job includes managing cybersecurity policies for a medium sized organization, its behooves oneself to do some research into the most well known data thieves in the world, the US Government.
- What brand of foil do you use for your hats? I find Reynolds to be too expensive but anything else I just don't feel like does a good job blocking the beta waves
  
  What big brother doesn't want you to know:
  
  Any brand as long as it has nonstick coating.
  
  I only use the tinfoil in my wallet.
  
  I remember everyone calling me crazy in the early 2010's for pointing out that the new smart chips in credit cards could be read by various electronic devices, and that this could be blocked by basically lining your wallet with tinfoil.
  
  Nowadays of course you can just buy wallets with it neatly built in.
  
  You can also line a backpack or laptop bag with tinfoil on the inside to do shoplifting, as long as they have the older style scanning towers.
- Source please
  
  It's from a parody news website:
  
  -The actual article-
  
  So sadly not real, but I still thought it represented Facebook-folk quite well. 😅

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