I identify as Tired and It offends me.

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mpregbert

im so tired i could eat a horse

magikarpschoiceass

i identify as a horse and this offends me

mpregbert

i identify as offends and this horses me

fr3aksh0ww

I offend horses, identify me.

metal-guru

i think the main question here is why would you eat a horse if you were tired

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one joke
Go to Japan and you can easily find an izakaya that will serve you horse sashimi. Tastes pretty bland honestly.
- "It's not about the flavor. It's about asserting your place in the food chain."
  
  -- Fukuzawa Yukichi
  
  That place has long been asserted...
There are levels of exhaustion that, once reached, can absolutely cause the exhausted to be completely removed from all realms of reason. In such a state, the consumption of an entire horse is certainly possible, however unlikely it may seem. Should you encounter someone in such a state of exhaustion, please do your best to steer them away from horses and towards more mundane sources of sustenance, such as used batteries or old car tires. Doing so will go a long way in preventing the untimely death of our fine equine friends. Thank you.
I identify horses
- Same here but only when a capcha asks for it.
- Open up your eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!
Seeing as horses can run it’s so I can go to sleep easier.
The full quote is in so tired I could eat a horse behind the saddle.

Essentially you're so hungry you'd eat a horses ass. One would assume horses ass would be rather tough and stringy plus there's the whole that's where poop comes from thing.
Maybe horse meat is filled with l-tryptophan?

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