Do you people all just have big cakes in your fridge? Then you get up in the night to eat them? Really weird.
When you're an adult, they let you do whatever you want
We weren't wondering if you're allowed to do that, just if you did
And that's why there's an obesity epidemic
Well, not just cakes are stored in these; sometimes rolls, cookies, or rotisserie chickens. Also the joke is that we care it's loud because then we have announced that we are eating late at night. Sometimes this wakes people, and sometimes you just want to snack and not have a conversation, or at the very least be polite to people sleeping. Same with the microwave beeping three times loudly when you heated something up.
Also, "big cakes in the fridge?" implies that cakes are sold and stored by the slice. They are, but they also come in wedged shaped boxes made from this plastic. Also it is usually leftovers, like there was a whole cake, but now it's a third of a cake left on some weird slippery cardboard tray. You had a party, most of the cake was eaten by others, but you didn't want to waste the last bit. It takes up a lot of room, is fragile, and spoils quickly. But your significant other is on the couch sleeping off a hangover, so being quiet is considerate.
It's really weird that you don't. Weirdo. (Also, they put those things on veggie plates too.)
I watched a instagram video recently where the guy was up at 2am and decided it was a good time make brownies. I'm like dude these days at that time it's usually a my first restroom break as I've been asleep since 10pm. It's not time to whip up gramma's brownie recipe from scratch...
Sometimes you just need a midnight cake snack
I treat it like a band aid...quickly rip it off and get it over with
Shoot a gun to mask the sound
American problems require American solutions...
I can hear this picture and now my ears are bleeding
Or you have some psycho come into your house to watch TV or a movie without using a bowl or solid container
People use bowls for chips??? Like I have seen it in movies... but never in real life except when eating on the table.
Cool original? Where TF is it called this? I know it's Cool American in Europe, never seen cool original.
Cool Original here in the UK
The late night cake shaming.
For me the Shame monster has surplanted this. Shammeee, shame, Shammmmmeeeee.
I haven't tried it myself, but I've been told a butter knife can silence the beast.
I remain convinced this device was originally designed specifically to make as much noise as possible, and was only later used for storing baked goods.
That's why I wait until breakfast.
Without clicking I knew what it was.
Broden's leftover noodle? It Noodle's leftover Broden?
