Bullshit. That's how fast travel IRL works.
- drink until you black out
- wake up somewhere else!
41 0 ReplyI dunno, man. Alcohol can have locomotive properties. If I drink enough, I magically wake up in whole new places.
24 0 ReplyI've heard of cars running on alcohol as fuel. So technically it can take you somewhere.
14 0 ReplyTrue. I live in Brazil and I run my car exclusively on ethanol. It's a biofuel made from sugar cane and thus is renewable and has a low carbon footprint.
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We dwarves are still working on using Wormhole Special to get planetside. Experiments continue.
Rock and stone.
7 0 ReplyI guess they never tried to use the TatraTea teleport glitch
5 0 ReplyThen explain that time I blacked out and woke up 4 hours later in a Jack-in-the-Box parking lot 30 miles away.
4 0 ReplyPeople with brown paper bags on trains would beg to differ
4 1 ReplyIn that case you're using it wrong.
3 0 Replynever seen someone on twitter (x) with a snapchat pfp
2 0 ReplyThey're both wrong. A lot of people need that pick me up.
3 1 ReplyI seriously, no joke, have a shot of whisky before I jog and it increases my per kilometre times when I do it. So no, you’re wrong, shut up.
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