Daily Discussion Thread: Thu 26 Oct 2023

It's so purdy

Here's a photo of its bum for all the perverts
- That is a fine ass!
- 👀
- Aww yeh bby
- That's as clean as it's ever going to be.
  
  That thing needs mud!
- That’s the shot I was looking for. XT 👍
ooooo that's got the good kind of transformer vibe
Do you get to keep the bow?
- Sadly no lol
EXPERIENCE THE DIFFERENCE

No more chap laps for you!
Nice colour!
- It is! I had to tinker with the photo on my phone to try and get it to look like what it actually looks like and it's still not exactly the same as in person, but it's pretty close

NEW CAR DAY

And I'm out ☝️bowled out by a covid ball. I had a good innings though. Just gonna rest up and try not to cough a shit out.

Had an attempted break-in last night. Bit of a worry.

There goes my sleep for the next while.

If you scared the everloving shit out of them, they won't be back.
Maybe borrow a dog for a while. Hambam? I would imagine being licked to death by a border collie would be enough to discourage even the most ardent feef.
- I could send Misha. Ain't nothing like having ten ton of fat bitch coming at you convinced you have cheese
  
  (she thinks everyone has cheese. And its hers by divine right)
- I'd actually think Butters would be a better bet.
  
  But jeez waking up to that is going to throw me for a bit.
I'm sorry mate. I've had cooked people repeatedly try to get into mine before and it is an awful hypervigilant feeling.

Time to Home Alone it? Whatever makes you feel better. Perhaps with luck a pile of pots and pans in front of the entry point will alert neighbours/break the intruder's neck.

Someone came into the office today with a fairly nasty cough.

They were asked to go work from home about 15 minutes later.

They started protesting 'But I'm already here and it took me an hour to get to work!!'

The absolute fucking brainless audacity of this moron....

At least someone told them to go home. Been in a workplace where the boss didn’t care. Everyone kept getting sick from this guy who would refuse to stay home when sick.

The DT hath spoken. I shall request extra pay.

I'll get a day-in-lieu anyway because I'm working cup day. Noice!

And then after you get paid you can treat yourself to something nice and save the rest.
- she really deserves it 💗😊🤗
- Ooo yess I have been meaning to get a set of usb-c headphones. 💜

Patted this seemingly friendly boi while visiting a friend (stray/neighbourhood cats are common in this country), he was enthusiastically rubbing himself all over me and enjoyed being picked up by my friend, but once I scritched his cheek he loved it for 2.5 seconds and then flipped a switch and gave my hand a very deep chomp that literally struck a nerve 🥲 went to a GP just to be sure and got some oral and topical antibiotics.

I have been having shit luck with cats here this time which is sad.

Name does not check out 😢
- Almost. In this case Just_bitten.
  
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jeeeesus christ I got fisted by freddy work-wise today.

I'm gonna eat a wheel of brie in the bathtub

Now there’s a double image! 👀

So last night's attempted home invasion has brought me to bringing a golf club to bed. I have chosen a 5 iron.

But seriously worrying about this shit was not on my 2023 bingo card.

So I'm now in the process of working out how much paranoia is healthy. Like do you set up a little random timer for a light(s), a camera would be pointless after the fact. The motion sensor out the front works but wasn't a deterrent.

Rationally, statistically it's not common. Seeing it first hand is making me irrational.

I had an attempted break in a few years ago during the day. They ran when they saw me appeared at the window. Never returned. If the attempted home invasion was more of a thief nature rather than a robbery nature I’d say you’ll be fine.
What you need to do is set up some speakers and a German shepherd/ rottweiller sound track on your phone. You hear a noise, you press play.
Cameras can sometimes be a deterrant, and the ones you can see through an app on your phone can quickly reassure you that a sound was just a possum. Or can let you know if there's anyone sus outside, giving you the jump to get out the back door and/or call the cops.

Give yourself a break. You've been through a shaking experience and don't need to beat yourself up about your reactions

Halp. I haz hit a wall.

Send coffee, pls.

oh god oh god oh god oh god.

To quote:

Can you please send us a screenshot of the "Hostname" you are referring to?

....Why do I have to explain to the support team for networking equipment what a fuggen hostname is?

That’s a worry…..

Well i feeling down and couldn’t resist therapy shopping and eating wven though it makes me feel awful that I’m spending money when I’m trying to save.

I’ve spent the last of my money on chicken wings and a pack of half price kranskies to drown myself into oblivion over the coming days.

so many hugs
- Thank you. I really need hugs today.
  
  Got one from my coworker today without her knowing that I needed one but she needed one as well for reasons unknown to me.

Haha fuck me.. I ordered uber eats IMMEDIATELY FORGOT that I did and went for a nap. The notifications from the app somehow didn't wake me up.

Edit: decided fuck this I'm going to the pub

Playing around with the vplates website for a laugh (I can't see me bothering with custom plates) and this is available for someone who wants to express their road rage through their plates:

fuck you's transliteration in my language is available
I wanna put this on my pushbike

So tired. I just want to sleep, but I have work tomorrow and Saturday, 10am start and 8am start respectively.

Penalty rates or a day-in-lieu? Decisions decisions...

Early night and get dat monayyyyyyy
If you get through it I’d say get the extra pay.
stash that money away while you can

I'm so tired of trying to be positive all the time. There's now actually a genuinely shitty attitude bleeding through because I can't seem to be treated respectfully or catch a break.

It's been a bad day.

brings you pizza pockets and fat cats who like to sit on people
🍭
hugs
Sending you hugs and cheese. Cheese makes things feel better, even just for a little while.

Definitely feeling the new job fatigue today, and having "oh my god this is real" anxiety.

The metro tunnel stations are absolutely unreal. The dusty old city loop is really gonna look so much worse than it even does now.

Dayum they're huge and beautiful!

One year ahead of schedule too. I have been past the one at the hospital and it looks great even from ground level. Rippa!
Sad they're going with what looks to be modern stylings. So plain and boring. Ohhh waterstrider metal legs.. soooo interesting..
I'm not sure how I feel about the orange "chandeliers".

Bloody hell, this COVID fatigue thing is a bit naff isn't it. Got the kids to school, now I just want to sleep for a few hours.

Beautiful. Giving me Morradoo railway station vibes, but with a hill.
- Yeah it would be such a beautiful spot to sit for a few hours on a nice day
  
  Other pics:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wondabyne,_New_South_Wales

Population: 3
- Good finding

market jam doughnuts have been obtained 😊

Went for a night cruise to get better acquainted with the car. I had concerns that the subwoofer wasn't doing much but once I jiggled with some settings and found the right music the bass came to life big time. She rumble. Also, I'm not sure what dark magic controls the headlights but it was able to use auto high beams while behind a car without high beaming the car. Technology is rad. OH and speaking of.. adaptive cruise control in this thing allows going all the way to a full stop which is nuts. I was using adaptive in the USA and when that got below I think 28 miles per hour it just turned cruise control off.

Happy bull is happy with car.

Got my hair cut by a different stylist. Do not like my hair cut now. Lesson learned 😢

Me: yooo support how do i change the hostname on this AP

Clearly An AI email bot: you can change the broadcast SSID by going to xx xx zx xx

Link at bottom: did we get this wrong? Click here for a human review!

Me :clicks link

Human Review: you can change the broadcast SSID by going to xx xx zx xx

Someone get me a fork.

Not sure if you've tried but with chat bots I straight up say "connect me to a human" and it works 9/10 times
- this is via email support. if it was a chatbot I'd've broken it about fourteen hours ago, it's not hard.

My neighbour is out trimming their tree on the fenceline. Which is a good thing, but a bit confronting as he is on a ladder and can see directly into my lounge room. I will have to try not to do anything too embarrasing for a while.

Wrong answer! Time to put a large sheet of paper over the window with rude slogans written on it in lipstick. Or similar.

Breakfast 🍏🍎🍐🍊🍋🍈🫐🍓🍇🍉🍌🍒🍑🥭🍍🥥🥦🥑🫛🍆🍅🥝🥬🥒🌽🥕🥐🍠🫚🥔🧅🥯🍞🥖🥨🧀🧇🥞🧈🍳🥚🥓🥩🍗🍖🫓🍕🍟🍔🌭🥙🧆🌮🌯🥗🍲🍜🍝🥘🍛🍣🍱🥟🦪🍥🍘🍚🍙🐠🍤🪼🦀🐙 🍗🥮🍢🍡🍧🍰🧁🥧🍦🍨🎂🍮🍭🍬🍫🥜🌰🍪🍿🍯🥛☕️🍵🍺🍶🥤🧋🧃🥂🍷🥃🍸🍹🧉🔋

Devilled kidneys on toast and coffee please. With toast and marmelade to follow.
- 😈🫘
  🍞☕️
  
  🍞🍯
I'm so shellshocked from being outside that I don't know what I feel like.
- 🍧🍦🧋
4 stong coffees please.
- 🦾☕️ 🦾☕️ 🦾☕️ 🦾☕️
Apple pen, pineapple pen
- 🍎🖊🍍🖊

Sometimes I feel old because words don’t have the same meaning they used to. Cute used to mean adorable like a kitten. But now people will call a glamorous dress cute, or a sunset, or almost anything at all that looks vaguely nice. But now what I don’t know, is what is the new word for cute?

I have a slight suspicion Tommy’s sabertooth tiger Halloween costume isn’t entirely convincing

https://imgur.com/a/2bC7o6Z

LOOK OUT! A SABRETOOTH TIGER!
- Meow… um…. RAWR!

Rediscovery how much I hate important services running 9-5pm, have 2 parcels at the post office I'm never going to get to in time.

Flat day today, cold, I'm tired and been told that I have to work at another site one day a week for the rest of the tear, which I'm not very happy about.

Guess I have to do what I'm told as it's been pass through all the various management channels.

Aww crud. I either have hayfever or I’ve caught a cold.

I thought I had hayfever but it turned out to be covid. Take care buddy.
- Thanks, I did a Rat test but that came back negative so it’s something else unless the test hadn’t accurate.
  
  Hope you’re feeling somewhat better as well.

Duality of me. Some days lazy cunt, some days not.

Watching Life on Our Planet and have to say, it's a bit shit... It's not really even pretty enough to excuse the lack of cohesive story. The first episode was probably the worst, it was like some never ending trailer that cut just as you got interested.

When nature calls w/Helen Mirren was another terrible nature ..uhh.. show.

Oh England will you never learn. STAY ON YOUR CREASE YOU FUCKING WOMBATS.

What happened? Did someone get stumped out again from wandering from their crease?
- Yep. Sri Lankan stumped the pom from the other side the pitch.

Now if you're looking at currency and specifically USD/JPY it is a really good time to make gyoza.

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